TNG Caption This #157 - "Drivin while Pimped"

[cooleddie74]

MILES:"Don't touch me!! I don't want your bloody Nerd Germs all over my kayaking suit!!"

"Crewman LaMont, you big dummy! Now you've done it! This is the BIG POSITRON SURGE, Father! I am coming to join you!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"There, there, Chief.

Can I do anything to make it feel better? Like...with my tongue?"

 

[Alrik]

WES: "Sorry Chief, I didn't mean to let it get that intense."

O'BRIEN: "I don't care. That's that last time I play 'Slug Bug' with you."

 

[Alrik]

Jack: "I'll be damned. You really can hop on one foot and say the ABC's backwards. If we take this on the road, we could make a forturne!"

 

[jep]

The Boy: "I'm sorry Chief, but the Positronic Pimp says if you don't pay him his money for my "services", he's going to come back and work on your other arm."

O'Brien: "Oh God, (pain pant, pain pant, pain pant), no!! Tell him I'll pay!!! I'll pay whatever he wants!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

MILES:"BAD TOUCH!!!

Don't make me bloody mace your ass, Wes!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

The All-Red Meat Diet

Even androids are not immune

 

[jep]

O'Brien: "You didn't have to twist my arm like that, damn it!"

Man-candy: "I'm sorry Chief, but I told you: No bareback. That's not how I roll."

 

[cooleddie74]

MILES:"I hate Bisexual Mechanics."

 

[Alrik]

Wes: "I'm...too sexy for my shirt.....too sexy for my shirt, too sexy."

Miles: "NOOOOOO! Make him stop! Please make him stop. Anything but that."

 

[Gertch]

O'Brien: "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place!"

 

[K'Ehleyr]

O'Brien 'The red shirt, Damnation! Of course ~ it should have been you that beamed down to planet Kijack'

 

[Finn]

O'Brien: "Wesley as a superior officer? What's next- a Ferengi?

 

[jep]

Man-Candy: "Chief!! What the hell are you doing?"

O'Brien: "I didn't have the money I owed the Positronic Pimp, so he's forcing me to work as muscle for his prostitution business."

Picard: "UMMM MMMM-ph!!!!"

O'Brien: "The Captain here, (squeezing harder) thought he could score a freebie off your mother, just because he's the Captain of the ship. Wrong. He pays for it... just like the rest of her johns."

 

[jep]

Man-Candy: "Um, Chief, my eyes are up here."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

O'Brien: Where were you when I was sixteen and confused?!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Data's arm: "No, that's it. I've had enough. I stuck by you through the "watched pot never boils" business, I hung around during the "life-forms" song, I put up with the "flotation device" nonsense. I even did Sherlock-Bloody-Holmes. But this is it, Data, this IS IT. You're an embarrassment, I'm going to join Lore".

Data: "No! No! We haven't even got to the breakdance yet!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

WES: With that shirt, can you blame me?

 

[Anticitizen]

'You put your right arm in, you put your right arm out, you put your right arm in, and you shake it all about... you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around...'

(Wesley, offscreen): Haha! Wrong arm, Data! You're out!'

 

[Alrik]

Data: "Say anything to anyone about what you have seen here, and I will be forced to remove my left arm and beat you with it, until you are on death's door way."