TNG Caption This #156 - "Safety First"

[cultcross]

Caption contest 155 is over, and it's time to announce [highlight]THE WINNERS![/highlight]

For the first image, we have:

Counselor Troi: Reg, next time you want to play the "Rock em Sock 'em Robots" holoprogram, leave the safety protocols on.

And for the second, this one seemed to fit the experessions very nicely:

Miles: *snerk* "Next time you might want to double check the coordinates. But I'm sure the Captain will enjoy a day at the 'Boys in Bondage Convention'."

Photoshop winner,

And just as Barclay had feared, something went terribly, terribly wrong with the transporter...

With extra honourable mention for the appearance of the Positronic Pimp, in all his page stretching glory

Well done everyone, onto the new images for this contest:

 

[SilentP]

Georgi: Ahem...uh...this isn't Orion pornography...it's...er...technical updates
Geordi's brain: *nice save, dumbass*

Data: Do you know where your daugther is? 'Cause I do

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Data (thinking): Mwa-ha-ha-ha. My plan is unfolding perfectly. By distracting the captain by dancing with Beverly, arousing his jealousy, I create the needed diversion while my minions make for the bridge...
Crusher: Data, we can see your face.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Mrs. Data sure hasn't had any complaints ever since Data tried out Enzyte.

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Hop on in, baby.

There's free candy and liquor inside."

DATA:"Arthur Murray can kiss my toned and servo-driven ASS."

 

[cooleddie74]

AMANDA:"Sorry, Commander.

My mother always told me NEVER to accept rides from strange men with electronic vision-assisting facial gear."

 

[Alrik]

Thanks for the Win cultcross!

Geordi: "I'm just sayin', it's a little loud."

Amanda: "Do I really look dumb enough to take fashion advice from a blind man?"

The Holo-dancer found Data's 'other' On button.

 

[cooleddie74]

DANCING WITH THE STAR TREKKERS

Artificial Life Form Edition!

 

[Rat Boy]

Geordi (thinking): Great, a spoiled princess with the powers of a God. It's my worst nightmare.

*Amanda turns Geordi into a newt*

Data: "Now if only I can figure out the subroutine to stop smiling."

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for the win cultcross! Whoo hoo!

Amanda: I'm up here, X-Ray.

Data: Computer. Upload Crusher dance recording to Youtube.

 

[Mistral]

Amanda: "I'm not buying it!"

Geordi: "I'm telling you, we're out of gas!"

 

[ManaByte]

Geordi: "I swear I can explain what fertilizer, a shovel, and trash bags are doing in there."

 

[cooleddie74]

AMANDA:"Doctor Crusher says you're blind but can still see through womens' dresses and panties...is that true?"

GEORDI:"Of course not. She's just kidding.

By the way...I'd have her check out that abnormal mole if I were you."

DATA:"Actually...it is my first attempt. At both."

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "Why so serious?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Have you ever danced with an android in the artificial holo-light?"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

DATA: "I should ask Wesley if you’re supposed to feel this funny below during a slow dance?..Ooopps I'm leaking there"

 

[Trekker4747]

Dammit! Where did I stick that Broil-King!

Well, that's a "variety of techniques" +1, now!

 

[Nerys Myk]

LAFORGE: Look, we don't have to call the insurance companies. I know a guy who can fix this.

 

[Rat Boy]

Geordi: "Yes, Ms. Hilton, I'll leave room up front for your chihuahua."

 

[Edge of Forever]

Amanda: "Geordi, My eyes are up here."
Geordi: "Um, uh, ah. Have I told you I'm blind?"