Android-on-Teapot Love.
Many will say it's wrong. Fewer will ever explain WHY.
TNG Caption This #152 - "Breaking the Styrofoam Fourth Wall"
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Android-on-Teapot Love.
Many will say it's wrong. Fewer will ever explain WHY.
Data was perplexed at the size of his prostate, which Geordi had removed hours earlier.
Crusher: "You know, Worf, it's really kind of funny if you think about it."
Worf: "Perhaps to you, but we Klingons do not live as long as Humans. I do not have any more time to waste waiting for this caption contest to end!"
WORF:"YES, Doctor.
You can borrow my baldric for your role-playing on the holodeck.
But make sure I get it back WITHOUT stains."
"Father's emotion chip is THIS large?
No wonder he never installed it in any of his androids. My confidence in his abilities has suffered."
Beverly was supremely embarrassed to find out that Worf's baldric WASN'T as moisture resistant as it looked.
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Worf: No Doctor crusher, I respectfully decline having my penis cloned for you to surgically implant on Captain Picard. I am not here for your experiments in personal pleasure.
Crusher: Buf Worf... He is sooo uh.. small...
Worf: No Doctor crusher, I respectfully decline having my penis cloned for you to surgically implant on Captain Picard. I am not here for your experiments in personal pleasure.
Crusher: Buf Worf... He is sooo uh.. small...
Data wondered if this was a failed experimental design by his father, and what it was doing in his room.
Crusher: PSSST ... Worf, your fly is undone!
Worf: A Klingon warrior does NOT concern himself with such things!
Data: Commander, I will require more lube than what you have provided me with to reinstall my positronic prostate.
Riker: Well just take your time... And don't be late for your shift!
Crusher: What is that smell?
Worf: I'm sorry doctor it was those Klingon Plagh-tahs last night. I farted and I can't move...
Data: Commander Data to Engineering, I need your help Jordy it seems my blatter and penis fell out and I need someone to lube me as I try to reinstall it
Jordy: On my way Data...