TNG Caption This #152 - "Breaking the Styrofoam Fourth Wall"

[NathanielM]

Data realizes what happened last night when Wesley snuck in and stole both pairs of his removable penises and hid them in the teapot.

Beverly: Wesley get off you knees you might make Worf break his face and smile.
Worf: Klingons do not smile Doctor.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Curious.

I do not remember getting intoxicated and asking a light fixture to bed last night."

 

[cooleddie74]

"My apologies, Doctor.

It...is not NORMAL for a virile Klingon of my age to fail to maintain arousal during mating."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

The party had been over for an hour but, bless her, Dr. Crusher was just too polite to say so.

 

[NathanielM]

Data: Ah damn, I forgot to leave the pot on for the canibus mist I was brewing. Worf and Riker are gonig to be pissed.

 

[NathanielM]

Worf: Wesley, are you done down there yet... I have not felt myself spew yet.

Beverly: Oh worf... it's not the first time...

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data wanted to interface, but unfortunately his USB wouldn't fit into the port.

 

[Shatmandu]

Crusher: "I formally apologize for blaming you every time I pass gas."
Picard, offscreen: "So noted. <lifts chin slightly> Department heads listening in, please notify all personnel."

 

[Rat Boy]

Dorn: "I wish they didn't do all those bathroom jokes."

McFadden: "At least you had more than two lines. Work is work, though."

Dorn: "Yeah, yeah."

 

[Triskelion]

I know it communicates with you Worf, but...it's not a life form.

 

[cooleddie74]

Neither officer could settle on who was to take the blame for the heinous fart.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Percolate THIS, mutha copulator."

 

[NathanielM]

Worf: <thinking/singing in his head> Macho Macho maaan... I wanna be a Maacho man.

 

[NathanielM]

Picard's voice in teapot: Whose yer daddy?

 

[Mistral]

Data was taken off-guard when his bong began talking to him. Rigellian Red was some powerful shit.

 

[Mistral]

Beverly: "...and then you toss the onions in the wine and garlic mix. You have to keep a medium flame or you risk scorching the-"

Worf desperately racked his brain, trying to remember where he'd left his phaser.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CRUSHER (thinking): Never noticed that "Made in China" tag before.

 

[cooleddie74]

Worf couldn't believe it.

The Doctor ACTUALLY asked him if Klingons scream during sex.

 

[cooleddie74]

"This bong is not acceptable to me, Geordi.

There is not even a logo of a really, really inferior band on the side."

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "Look, it was a one-time thing. I was drunk, lonely. I am sorry if you took it the wrong way ..."
Impliment: "How could I take you making love to me the wrong way?!? YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!"