TNG Caption This #152 - "Breaking the Styrofoam Fourth Wall"

[Alrik]

Worf: "Please Doctor, I would likely shred you like a worn rag."

Crusher: "Oh really Worf. Have you gotten a look at these hips? I could ride you until it felt like it was going to fall off."

 

[NathanielM]

Crusher: Ah comeone Worf, I think you would look awesome with the mullet haircut and the bellbottom white disco leisure suit... Put in on just for me... Pleeease?

WORF: Klingons Don't Disco Doctor...

Data: Whistles the Maxwell House Jingle
Teapot: ah maaaan not that jingle again... damn it!

 

[Alrik]

What she said: "...and I find it deeply important to me. That is why I must take such a strong stand on the matter. We can just not allow ourselves to do such a thing."

What he heard: "Blah, blah, blah, blah."

 

[Alrik]

With years having passed since his experience with Tasha, but having no other action come his way yet, his teapot began to look more and more attractive to Mr Data.

 

[cooleddie74]

BEVERLY:"You...you can stop now, Worf.

If you're not seeing the 3-D image of the fish by now, you're not going to."

"Curious.

Were you full of semen BEFORE last night? My memory file predating stardate 47341 is incomplete."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Why is there a Coleman lantern on my end table?

Is there a gap in my memory file I am not aware of? Have I been spelunking?"

 

[Triskelion]

Tea, Lipton, iced. Tea, Chamomile, sprig of mint. Tea, green, boiling. Dammit Picard! You stole my Earl Grey bit, and you will pay. As God as my witness, you will pay.

Worf: It was my red stapler.
Crusher: Yeah, the thing is, we're going to be moving your station to the cargo bay....
Worf <muttering>: ...I'll set the bridge on fire...

 

[cooleddie74]

"Earl Grey?

But...but you are WHITE. With silver highlights.

The historical nomenclature is...most inaccurate."

"Fine, Doctor.

You can borrow my Hello Kitty bathrobe for ONE more night. But do NOT speak of this with anyone else."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Data discovers the bong. For three or four hours.

Worf: "'It'? IT is also ribbed for your pleassure."
Crusher: "Hum..."

 

[Triskelion]

...Was that always there? Why was I issued a teapot?? Is this some kind of racist joke?

Does Wesley still believe I was teaching you how to wrestle?
Oh, yeah. You know for a boy genius he really has a lot to learn about starship duty.

 

[cooleddie74]

"My scans indicate a substance known in the old Earth vernacular as 'Maui Wowie' is percolating inside this.

I must...investigate further. With my lungs."

CRUSHER:"I...I'm sorry, Worf.

Normally I'd never bite before swallowing. My apologies."

 

[Daneel]

DATA: "So, if you actually did call the kettle black, there would be no problem, correct?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"You are searching for...a heart?

And an OIL can?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "Come here often?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"No. I am afraid I do not know who...'The Creator' is.

Nor do I want to be sterilized. I am an android. I am not capable of fertilization or reproduction to begin with."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Data was unsure why Admiral cooleddie found the newcomer suspicious.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

For 0.68 seconds, Data contemplated NOT destroying Picard's slide projector for the ensuing 3 1/2 hour presentation on the Picard Winery in LaBarre, France.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Caffeine-free my Dad Noonien."

 

[cooleddie74]

Data was unsure why Admiral cooleddie found the newcomer suspicious.

WIN!!!!

 

[Triskelion]

Data: I miss Tasha. <sigh>
Geordi: Why does the teapot remind you of Tasha? Was it a gift?
Data: No...
Geordi: Was it her shrill voice?
Data: No...
Geordi: Was it her "orbs"?
Data: No...
Geordi: Was she the same, uh, circumference?
Data: Yes, but that's not it...
Geordi: Well what is it, Data?
Data: When she didn't feel like getting out of bed she always urinated in this pot.
Geordi: <spit take>