TNG Caption This #147 - "Last Bill and Testament"

[Finn]

Picard: "Will you get that Jack off now?!?"

 

[scottydog]

"Scene of the Year" from Season 8, the year of the writers' strike.

 

[LeadHead]

Riker: Report!

Worf: Our ITunes Gift Card didn't go through, again!

Crusher: He's dead Jean-Luc.

Picard: Computer, end program.

Crusher: Oh not again!

Picard: Sucker.

 

[Nebusj]

``All right, back there --- what's the bright idea?''

``There was no choice but to kill him, Beverly. From his questions Wesley must have been just about to figure out the `Jack Crusher' story.''

 

[Triskelion]

Riker: Ensign, report!
Ensign: Well sir I was trying to figure out what the heck I was supposed to be doing on the bridge, and then it dawned on me.

Crusher: Tea, Earl Grey, warm.
Picard: Yes please.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Riker: "We're going to have incredible red-eye in the pictures. Isn't there someway to reduce it."
Worf: "That will be installed on Tuesday."

Picard: "Walk like a striptease queen, hung like a Thai ladyboy."
Crusher: "I'm trying to concentrate here."
First Federation Ambassador: "Odd first contact customs you have here."
Picard: "Don't talk with your mouth full Ambassador."

 

[scottydog]

Riker: "What's that running behind us?"

Worf: "It's ST:Voyager, also known as TNG light."

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: Is that damned thing gonna start smoking and sparking or what?! We don't have all day

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"That can't be safe.

Last time I let the Captain hire budget electricians to reroute wiring during a refit stop. This ship is a fire hazard!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Your aim is most laudable, Beverly. Even I can't hit the scented cake in the back."

 

[Hedbergian]

SCIENCE OFFICER: FIRE!
RIKER: Shhh! That's my line.
WORF: Uhh, sir?
RIKER: ... Oh, THAT fire.

 

[Hedbergian]

BEVERLY: This is a video of Jack. ... Sometimes I still can't believe he's gone. ... It's just amazing that it's been seventeen years and ...

PICARD: BORING!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Stupid X-Box!"

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"Shit.

Someone...go get a new fuse."

 

[cooleddie74]

"You can stop protecting your area, Beverly.

You're a lot older...I lost interest long ago."

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[Shatmandu]

Crusher: "Quay-sawnt. Quay-sawnt, quay-sawnt, quay-sawnt!"

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"CAROL ANNE?

Is...is that you in there?"

 

[cooleddie74]

BEVERLY:"Why we be stand here...pee on floor?"

PICARD:"Me no know! Me like splashy happy sound on carpet! Make funny smell!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

CRUSHER: He's a fish Jean-Luc, did you think to put him back in the tank?