"Whaddya bloody mean I gained weight trapped in the matter stream?! HOW'S that even possible?!?"
"Do not blame me.
It was the robotic dog."
TNG Caption This #146 - "Wouldn't like Me when I'm Captioned"
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"Whaddya bloody mean I gained weight trapped in the matter stream?! HOW'S that even possible?!?"
"Do not blame me.
It was the robotic dog."
"Whaddya mean yer bloody bartender doesn't accept TABS?!"
"Sorry. My apologies.
How could I have known that Doctor Crusher would react so unpredictably to having an android's fist in her?"
"PLEASE tell me your Enterprise doctors ask for prostate exams."
Data: "Dr. Crusher, I am just saying -- your left boob appears to be 12 centimeters lower than the other one," shrugs, "no -- it's not noticable at all."
Data: I may have pressed the auto-destruct button.
Scotty: Auto-destruct? Blimey, lad! Now I'm gonna have to crawl up a bloody Jeffries Tube to switch it off. And I have put on a little weight, in case ye haven't noticed.
Gee I'm sorry, Ollie I uh wee wee wee!
Scotty: Och, it's another fine mess you've gotten me into laddie!
Crusher: Fine fine, but could you try it with a wee less brogue?
Scotty: Dinna I tell ya lassie? I already debrrrrogued the lot! Now where the devil's me medicinal?!
"Do not look at me.
I was temporarily deactivated and running a tertiary subroutine diagnostic when Tasha was impregnated."
"Yer Enterprise doesn't have colored Play-Doh food cubes?
Savages. Bunch of bloody savages in this century!"
