"Sorry, sir.
I could not help myself. The outlet was being a complete whore."
TNG Caption This #146 - "Wouldn't like Me when I'm Captioned"
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"Sorry, sir.
I could not help myself. The outlet was being a complete whore."
"All the pies and sandwiches are fat free here?!
Put me BACK in the bloody Jenolen transporter buffer!!!"
Data: What can I say Commander, When you got it, you got it... Yar and Deanna just can't stop coming in here. I guess the plausable quote is "Once you got artificial you never go back..."
Scotty: Geordy lad, get your pants on... That is not what being an Chief Engineer is about...!
Hilarity ensues on next week's episode of NEXT GEN...when Commander Data tries to set up Tootie and Blair on blind dates...both with Geordi!
"AYE.
Show me where yer men's room is, lass.
I've been holdin' a crap on deck for the last 75 years that could choke a Nimbus III horse!"
To add insult to injury, Beverly shows Scotty the very last ornament Hallmark produced before going bankrupt.
Scotty: Don't worry Captain Kirrrrk! I'm comin' to save ya!
Ogawa: He's been like this all morning.
Crusher: Valium. 5 cc's. And lock the medicinal alcohol cabinet.
Data? There's no Data here. I'm Charles Nelson Reilly!
"PUT ME BACK IN THE BLOODY AWFUL TRANSPORT BUFFER!!!!"
"Youuuuuu dirty biological...you deactivated my brudda!!!"
BEVERLY:"You are getting sleepier and sleepier...fatter and fatter...
and you not only ACCEPT your old starship looked like this...but you now love the design."
"Does she come in a gift pack, lass?"
Data tried time and time again to master a Robert DeNiro impression.
With stutifying results.
Positronically adorable.
"$24.99 for just the one?
Bloody Hallmark's robbin' the public BLIND, they are!!"
"Romulans are sneaky and Klingons are honourable! What the hell kind of future do you call this!?"
What do you mean I can't have a lycra jumpsuit??
Geordi: Data, this chicken ceviche is great! By the way where's Spot?