"It is a theoretically unlimited LIVING!"
TNG Caption This #146 - "Wouldn't like Me when I'm Captioned"
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"It is a theoretically unlimited LIVING!"
"LIMITLESS PIE BUFFET??
I thought ye'd never ask!!"
Scotty: "Fell off a bridge?"
(Brief pause)
Scotty: "Am I in his will?"
Data: "So he asked me what he should do wit da place, so I pointed at dis 'ere column and said 'ey! decorate dis!'"
Bourbon and beans. What are ya gonna do?
Sorry it's four times shorter than you expected lassie.
Tune in next week on a very special...and hilarious episode of THE NEXT GENERATION, when Data teams up with Raj, Rerun and Dwayne to fix the new replicator down at Rob's Place before Shirley comes back on her shift!
"The Enterprise?
I shoulda known! I bet Jim Kirk himself stopped screwing green tail long enough to pull her out of the repo yard and come lookin' for me!"
Spiner: My agent called. The new show is called "Threshold"--and it's gonna be HUGE!!
Scotty: So then I told that good-lookin' lady Doctor, "Let me show you why they call me the 'miracle worker'". And so I started off with some laying-on of the hands....freaking bitch slapped me!!
^^^
Crusher: "Okay, Mr. Scott, what's wrong with your penis?"
Scotty: "It's green."
Scotty; "Or so I've heard."
"I coulda been a CONTENDAH...
Stelllllla.....
Do not say I did not TRY, gentlemen."
"Ye've got a bloody detergent that can get any bike tire stains out of a cotton-poly blend uniform turtleneck?
AYE. The future IS wondrous, indeed, lads!"
Data's continuous attempts at and exploration of human humor hit a brick wall when he was hired to headline the Travolta Fan Club Meeting on Rigel VII.
^ bril 
Tasha: Why are all my panties and shoes stretched out??
You mean they're back in style? So how do I get to this DS9 of yours? I'll be cock o' the walk, lads! I always suspected my passion for vests kept me out o' the admiralty.
Tasha: Why are all my panties and shoes stretched out??
You mean they're back in style? So how do I get to this DS9 of yours? I'll be cock o' the walk, lads! I always suspected my passion for vests kept me out o' the admiralty.
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"The positronic Devil programmed me to do it!"
"So...the artificial potted plants behind this post are not for purging liquids?
UH-OH."
"Michelle bloody Bachmann got reelected?!
What the borgas FRAT is wrong with the people in her district?!"