TNG Caption This #143 - "Threads"

[NathanielM]

Data: <thinking> Hmmm what a sad penile attachment i have. I'll have to make it bigger with studs...

<Hearing Yar's Voice off screen> Data you are a jewel....

Girl: Can I help captain, what are you doing?
Picard: I AM TRYING FOR THE BILL SHATNER AWARD FOR BAD ACTING... AAAAGGGH!
Stewart <thinking to himself> goddamn it cue the Shatner music comeone! CUE THE SHATNER MUSIC!

 

[NathanielM]

Beverly: Damn it Geordi this is not my idea of getting a BLOW JOB!

 

[cooleddie74]

FRAU BLUUUUUUCHER...

(*Klingon targ yelps and screams*)

 

[cooleddie74]

Data demonstrates why he was once thrown out of the android ultra-porn industry for underperforming.

 

[Triskelion]

I'm sorry Data. No way you're gonna fluff in my next movie. How do you feel about pizza delivery?

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: But this IUD is the only thing of Tasha's I have left.

 

[NathanielM]

Beverly and Geordi both yelling: Luxiana!...!

Both grin in mirth as they hear Deanna Troi let out a piercing scream...

 

[NathanielM]

DATA: This is what happened when my brother Lor had a severe case of Penis Envy when we were in the early stages of our designs!

Riker: Man that's really sucks Data....

 

[NathanielM]

Data: No by analysis your penis is not even remotely bigger than mine!

Picard: <impersonating Bill Shatner> "Theere's something out on the wing.... Some thiiiing!"

Girl: What!?

 

[cooleddie74]

"As you can see from this demonstration, Commander Riker, the unusual shape and configuration of the normal Betazoid uterus is what is likely preventing you and Counselor Troi from successfully conceiving."

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Didn't I TELL you it was Memorex, Doc?"

 

[M'Sharak]

"Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used
books and other junk on the street, I saw it lying on a blanket next to a broken phase inverter... ".

"Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen... "

"I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete."

 

[LeadHead]

"Doc, when someone asks you if you're a God, you say YES!!!"

Data: ... And if you piss me off, this is what it will look like afterwards.

 

[NathanielM]

Geordi: Picard is Wesley Crusher's Father Doc...

Beverly: Damn you Geordi don't scare me like that.

Data: Here is he beginning design for your customized Penis Pump Mr. Riker.

Riker: Sweeeet!

 

[NathanielM]

Data: <whispers and glances down> Goddamn it Wesley, now is not the time for that! <letting out a silent non emotional moan>

Riker: Are you listening to me DATA!?

Data: Er ahhhh yes sir....

Girl: What can I do to help Captain?

PICARD: <Over acting like Shatner> AAAAHHHHHHHHGGH! GIRL COOTIES!!!!! GET AWAY GET AWAAAAY! AAAGGHHHGGGHNHG!

Girl: But Captain....!

PICARD: <Still Overacting Like Shatner> GET AWAY GIRLIE!!! KEEP YOUR COOTIES AWAY!!! NOO NOOO!!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used
books and other junk on the street, I saw it lying on a blanket next to a broken phase inverter... ".

"Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen... "

"I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete."

Love that song

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "Yes, an exact replica of Counselor Troi's vagina would be a nice gift."
Data: "I see."
Riker: "You're going to need a second piece of metal, though ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Doctor Soong originally designed me to be a Bending Unit. But my internal nutrient distribution network reacted badly to alcoholic beverages and tobacco products, so my function subroutines were changed somewhat."

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Maybe the dropping oxygen levels are playing tricks on my brain...but I could swear I just saw Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt run through the cargo bay..."

 

[NathanielM]

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Beverly:<muttering> There is no place like home! There is no place like home! There is no place like home...
Geordi: What is that you are saying doctor?
Beverly: Nothing Geordi...