TNG Caption This #143 - "Threads"

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI (shouting over wind machine): 80s rock videos suck!!!!!

 

[S'kai]

Riker: I fail to see why you would want to try locating underground water on the Enterprise.

 

[Nebusj]

``We'll be safe as soon as the wind machine falls overboard!''

``I clearly loaned my metal bar to you with the understanding that you would unbend it before you were done. What do you mean you can't?''

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Hold on, Doc!!!!

Worf had a prune smoothie for lunch...it normally takes a few minutes to subside!!!"

Data was all too happy to demonstrate just why he once rocked Tasha Yar's world.

 

[cooleddie74]

Sooner or later, the gaping hole patched with duct tape in the main cargo bay's wire-mesh window was going to get somebody killed.

 

[NathanielM]

Data <thinking> Ah shit do i have a booger on my uniform

Picard: "I am really david Carridine from Kung Fu!"

Crusher: Goddamn it Georgi i told you to turn off that blow job machine! It's messing up my hair!

Riker: Data, Deanne is gonna be very pissed off that you bent her vibrator!

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"DAMN.

Hunker down and hold on, Doc...they must be filming a Damn Yankees or Heart video somewhere on this deck!!"

RIKER:"Impressive.

But I came here for advice on male impotence, Data."

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI: Face it doc, Tawny Kittaen you're not!

 

[Rat Boy]

Data liked powerful hair dryers.

 

[cooleddie74]

If the crew didn't hate Ambassador Troi before, they despised her after she came aboard suffering from the Betazoid equivalent of menopause farts.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"...to answer your query, Commander?

Like this. Only imagine Tasha screaming."

 

[scottydog]

Beverly: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

Geordi: "I SAID, I REALLY WISH THAT WORF WOULD STOP DRINKING PRUNE JUICE!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf (off-screen): *AH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*

Picard (off-screen): "Bless you, Worf."

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI: Note to self. Screen door, bad idea.

 

[tharpdevenport]

New one coming yet?

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Dammit!!

Someone ate a Peppermint Patty without permission from the senior staff! HOLD ON!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Data could never quite nail down the proper way to divide and bake a log of sugar cookie dough.

 

[NathanielM]

Geordi: I hate these damn cheap Trek Special effects!
Crusher: Yea you ain't kidding!

 

[NathanielM]

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Riker: Data you don't need to show off with me, we all know you can drive your penis through the ship's bulkhead!

 

[NathanielM]

Picard: <over intercom> Activate the Luxiana Troi Karoki machine!

Geordi: Huh? What did he...

<Luxiana's voice off screen singing> "OHHHHH I GOOOOT A FEEELING!"

Beverly: "What the hell was that?"

Geordi: Sorry Doctor! That's an experimental machine

Beverly: Oh my godddd...that was horrible! Look at my hair.

Geordi: <thinking> Damn I really have to fine tune that...