TNG Caption This #141 - "Lock n Load"

[Triskelion]

This baby is maturing too quickly! But why did you have to promote it above me, sir. That was just mean.

Data thought he would enhance Commander Riker's and Counselor Troi's away team lovemaking with a little air-trombone accompaniment.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Jameson: "Trip's not dead! Not dead... Waaaahhh!"

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "All right! All right! We'll change our first season uniforms!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Patrick Stewart: "I know, I know ... I've accidentally walked into Frakes' dressing room, too ..."

 

[Triskelion]

It's not your fault. It's just that Beverly and I have grown apart. Data will be a good foster...android, in time.

 

[Gertch]

Data had to detach his tongue to be free of the flag pole. Then he beat Ralphie's ass.

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"He just went boom-boom in his diapy."

"Boom Boom in Diapy?

I...I do not understand."

 

[cooleddie74]

Suddenly...and within a fraction of a nanosecond...Commander Data realized he had forgotten to file his Starfleet taxes before the subspace deadline.

 

[Gertch]

"It's the sub-forums format Data. It's only a matter of time til this happens to all of us."

 

[cooleddie74]

"GROSS.

Human rectal emissions under stress...most unpleasant."

 

[cultcross]