TNG Caption This #135 - "Window Pressing"

[EliyahuQeoni]

The highlight of Passover 6127 was Commander Riker's masterful Moses impression.

 

[Santa Kang]

Riker recalled the day he first met Deanna at that strip club on Betazoid.

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Great.

And just when I thought the Archer NX-01 program couldn't get ANY dumber."

"HUZZAH!!

Hear ye!! Hear ye!!

Dr. Soong's Cathedral of Mead and Fowl is now open!! All seating affordable and plague-free!!"

 

[SantaEddie74]

First Contact with the smoked beef people of the Slimjim Nebula was not only awkward...

but DELICIOUS.

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "Bring out your dead!"

 

[Winged Victory]

Hey, thanks much for the win!

Data: "Has anyone seen Spot?"
Worf: "Just eat."

LMAO!!! FTW...

 

[chancellorjake]

Jack Link's Beef Jerky Presents: Messin' With Sasquatch.

Jack Link's Beef Jerky Presents: Cookin' With Sasquatch.

 

[Tim]

RIKER: Money shot? What's that?

During his continuing explorations of human sexuality, Mr. Data took "choking the chicken" a bit too literally.

 

[NathanielM]

Riker: Wood... I think we have WOOD! God damn where is the counciller when I need her...

Data:

"Birdie birdie in the sky
Why do you do that in my eye
I will not laugh I will not cry
I’m just glad that pigs don’t fly

Second verse, same as the first
A little bit louder and a little bit worse

Birdie birdie in the sky
Why do you do that in my eye
I will not laugh I will not cry
I’m just glad that cows don’t fly

Third verse, same as the first
A whole lot louder and a whole lot worse

Birdie birdie in the sky
Why do you do that in my eye
I will not laugh I will not cry
I’m just glad that Deanna Troi doesn’t fly."

 

[NathanielM]

Riker: I am Gandalf the White!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Data: "Has anyone seen Worf?"
Spot: "Miaow "

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Riker: "I don't get it. All I have to do is blow on my fingers and I'll summon a cloud?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Worf quickly regretted using Data to fulfill his budding interest in fisting.

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "Has anyone seen Spot?"
Worf: "Just eat."

It's like shooting fish in a barrel for you, isn't it?

Somedays, buddy, somedays. It helps to have a great picture, like this one.

Joe, thanking you

 

[Rat Boy]

Got wood?

Got cock?

 

[Triskelion]

I am Torgo, I take care of the place while the Master is away.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Riker:"Hmm this gives me an idea..."

"Let my people go!"

 

[S'kai]

Riker: I think Geordi's putting me on, but for the duration of the captain's conference, I'll have to assume that the ceiling of the conference room will fall down if I remove this pole.

 

[S'kai]

Riker's training for a time travel to 20th century New York City included several hours in a makeshift subway car simulator.

 

[Kirby]

Robert Beltran guest stars on Star Trek: The Next Generation

After the previous fiasco, Data is required to wear a bib whenever he tries to eat.