TNG Caption This #134 - "Costume Changes"

[cultcross]

Another round over, great entries as always, with the following two clinching the win for each picture, one on the very first page:

Data: "Geordi, regarding your romance problems, I believe the appropriate gesture is this: the world's smallest violin."

Riker: "No, Captain, you come in after Shelby. You have to wait until four measures after I start."

(to himself) You think a damn Frenchman would know the frickin' song.

"OK, let's try again..."

Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques,
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
Sonnez les matines...better, Jean-Luc...

And a special Photoshop double whammy award to Rat Boy:

Frakes: "See, Liz, this was what we had to wear the first couple seasons."

Data: "She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh as a kite by then."

Well done to you all!!

This time round, we're making a trip to season 6, for a Picard double. Or double, as is the French:

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Dammit, how do I get these press-ons off?"

Data: "I believe he is recalling that one time with Captain Sulu..."

 

[Gertch]

Space travel was such a pain for werewolves. There was always a full moon someplace.

Troi got there just as the dance started to get good.

 

[Triskelion]

Why, hello, you sexy stranger.

Why can't I have a puppy! I hate you!

Somebody sober up that party hypnotist and tell him to undo the bull thing on these guys!

 

[Holdfast]

- In space, no-one can hear you scream for a manicure.

- Rare footage discovered of Addams Family/TNG crossover, featuring Thing.

- Picard reveals tell-tale signs of being major coke fiend.

 

[Holdfast]

- *thud* Picard fails to realise Engineering's sliding glass doors were still shut.

- Picard reveals rare narcissistic side as makes out with own reflection.

- Marina to Brent, sotto voce : "Is he dry-humping the set again?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"NO.

No I will not allow you to strangle Risan prostitutes for me again!!"

(*Sobbing*)

"It did it again. My hand killed again. I couldn't stop it...DAMN my carpal tunnel in the opposite wrist!!!"

 

[Finn]

"...Oh,Beverly...."

 

[cultcross]

"Data, what's he doing trying to get into there?"
"I do not know, Counsellor. However, he just touched my face and said "remember"."

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "Data, this cavity search hurts. Stop for a moment, let me check your hand...."

"For Christ sake, Data, no wonder it hurt!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: I did warn him about taking the brown acid.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: I did warn him about taking the brown acid.

 

[Gertch]

I have to wonder who really took it.

 

[S'kai]

Stewart couldn't resist runninng through Shatner's lines when he saw Nimoy still on the Engineering set of Wrath of Khan.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: Assume the position.

 

[NathanielM]

Picard: "Dammit, I did not want to become a Rainbow loving SISSY MARY!"

Data: "Captain, bad news, You aren't really French..."
Picard: "What!?" (Stretching)
Troi: "You had an accident a while ago... You are English, live in London and you are an actor!"
Picard: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "Dammit, I should have put the French nail polish on before I deadened the nerve endings..."

Troi: "I dunno Data, I preferred the stick on Garfield."

 

[Shatmandu]

In France, the consequence the kids are threatened with is not hairy palms ...

Data: "Captain, we have security footage of you stealing Counsellor Troi's undergarments."

 

[Gertch]

Troi: "I dunno Data, I preferred the stick on Garfield."

That's good!

 

[cooleddie74]

"DAMN this Wong Foo Halloween makeup...it never comes off!!"

DATA:"The Captain appears to be sexually attracted to the transparent aluminum, Counselor. Another side effect of the Rytoxian virus the Doctor did not take into account."