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TNG Caption This #132 - "The Running Joke"
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INTOXICATED BALDY: zero.
THREE-PRONG POWER SOCKET: One.
PSORIASIS:
The silent killer
"Calgon...
take me away!!!!"
Picard: You're right Mr. Data. Now, everyone, I know Spot can be a lot of fun to play with ... but target practice is reserved for the holodeck ONLY.
Cup of Earl Grey hooked to a vaporizing mouse trap...oldest trick in the book.
Quick apology for the length of time this has been up, i've been very busy, then meant to change it tonight, and now have to rush out to work instead. As some of you may know, a 'terrorist incident' occurred in Bristol this morning and the police are rather short-handed. So I've been 'drafted' 
. Hopefully I can get the new contest up soon, maybe monday.
. Hopefully I can get the new contest up soon, maybe monday.
Picard: And thanks to the light-defracting skin cell grafts developed by Mr Data here, you can all view me now without any distracting scalp glare whatsoever!
Data: That is not entirely corr-
Picard: Shut up, Data!
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"So everyone knows there places. The chief will beam me down. Mr Data, you will get Councilor Troi to later beam down with you. The chief will beam only her and without her clothes. Then a few moments later he'll beam you down Data, with her clothes, but by then it will be too late. I'll have seen everything."
"And then he said, 'I'm not your buddy, friend!' And then I went, 'I'm not your friend, guy!' So he said, 'I'm not your guy, buddy!'" ...
"And then I said, 'Yeah! You want your fucking money back? Here's your fucking money back, buddy!'"
^ 
And all the quatloos you can carry!
And all the quatloos you can carry!
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