TNG Caption This #132 - "The Running Joke"

[cultcross]

Well that's it fro probably the most disturbing contest I've had the pleasure of running, Although I suppose I did ask for trouble about half way through!

First the winner of the original image (there was one, check the first page!), in honour of the new running gag,

Picard:"Yes, I promise I no longer have the assless chaps on..."

Then onto the photoshop extras. choosing these was as hard as the leather in Picard's chaps, but i settled on this group effort:

UHURA: I'm here and ready to dance!!! Hello? Where'd everyone go??

That's good. Only the little head couldn't leave on it's own.

Scotty: The other trainees ran, but he stayed at his post.

And finally the winner of 'most running gags in a coherent image' special prize:

I count 16 running gags - excellent job


Trying out a new format this time: two pictures per contest, as is done in Movies/TOS; hopefully if one leaves you creatively dry, the other can excite you to spurt captions.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "I mean, really. You've never felt any greater comfort than having the breeze blow over your cheeks while wearing assless chaps."

Picard: "No, dammit! I was about to get it on with the green chick!"

 

[Gertch]

^ Oh nos - those are setting a new bar. What a great start.

cultcross, good choices and I loved your narrative.

Picard: "Selson Blue makes me tingle all ovah. * blasted television contracts *"

 

[Outpost4]

The penalty for bogarting the bong was immediate beaming to Siberia.

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "NOOO! THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN RIKER BEING CONSUMED BY A PUDDLE OF TAR IS ME BEING CONSUMED BY POWDERED SUGAR!!"

 

[Mister.Woof]

"I felt like a change of uniform this season. The jacket is made of suede with leather shoulder pads. I think it looks rather fetching, don't you?"

"Noooo! Wait! I've forgot my jacket!"

 

[Outpost4]

"Brent, this is my credibility as a Shakespearian actor after seven years on this series."

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "See? I can do it with only my right hand."

 

[Outpost4]

Picard: Where's my cake? Spock gets a cake. Why don't I get a cake? I want a cake, damn it!

 

[Shatmandu]

And finally the winner of 'most running gags in a coherent image' special prize:

I count 16 running gags - excellent job

I'm afraid that wasn't one of mine.

Picard: "Anyone could accomplish the mission, even this elaborate toaster we drag around with us."

The Federation's first orgasm while Transporting was recorded on January 16, 2369.

 

[scottydog]

The Federation's first orgasm while Transporting was recorded on January 16, 2369.

The Tamarians later referred to this incident as "Picard, his heads white."

 

[Shatmandu]

Transporter Chief O'Brien: "Should I give him his genitals back yet?"
Riker, after a pause: "Nah."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Is that Rand at the controls? Noooooooooooooooo!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Is that Rand at the controls? Noooooooooooooooo!"

Winner! That's friggin' funny, Rat Boy.

Patrick Stewart: "If we give script approval to every asshole in the cast, pretty soon we'll be driving dune buggies and having more long-lost brothers <rolls eyes> ..."

 

[Gertch]

Picard: "What is that crap Worf - 'if you were any other man'? Please. All I need do is order Data and he'd snap your neck in an instant."

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "All I did was cup her ass, like this. I am the Captain, after all ..."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

... and you'd think a ship this large would never run out of paper.... Want a sniff? It'll take days to wash this off.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "So you're saying all I have to do is inhale cat urine to get high. Well, let's see if this works..."

Picard: "Wow, it did work!"

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Picard: "All I did was cup his balls, like this. I am the Captain, after all ..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Picard: New course Mr Data. Second star to the right and straight on til morning.

Picard: What the...? This isn't pixie dust!!!