TNG Caption This #130 - 'Gained in Translation'

[EliyahuQeoni]

"Nice job, lieutenant, your Klingon cuisine has given Mr Spock explosive diarrhea. He may not be able to get to the restroom in time"

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "You hurt Mr. Spock's feelings when you mocked his vegetarianism by calling him a 'bean-eating pansy bitch.'"
Worf: "Vulcans don't have feelings."

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf: "He calls that streaking? His pants were still on."

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"I asked you to cut the cheese, Lieutenant.

Oh, well. I suppose this would qualify to most humans on this ship as comparatively amusing."

 

[Gertch]

Data: "Mr Worf, do you get the feeling we're in a political cartoon about the Democrats?"


(That's meant as a joke and not a political jab btw since it's kinda old now.)

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "Mr Worf, do you get the feeling we are in a cross-caption contest Photoshop?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hopefully none of this selection is Vegan, Lieutenant.

Vegan nutrients make my aft lubrication systems leak."

 

[Rat Boy]

What happens on Risa doesn't always stay on Risa.

 

[CaptainJon]

Worf: "Do you smell something?"
Data: "That is called a Fart-and-Run, Mr. Worf."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Data: Mr. Worf, do you believe it is wise to eat so much prior to our meeting with the Romulan delegation?

Worf: Commander, I assure you I know what I'm doing.


Later...

Worf: I beg your pardon. .oO heh heh heh Oo.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: "Lieutenant, do believe it wise to eat all that red meat after drinking several glasses of prune juice?"

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Lost Commander Riker's bet...did you not?"

 

[Outpost4]

Worf: You're lucky you're not made out of flesh, blood and...meat.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Sorry, Commander...I'm afraid targ meat doesn't respond well to servo gears and D-cell batteries."

 

[RobertScorpio]

DATA SAYS : "Mr Worf, I willl return your new Barry Manilow CD tomorrow.
WORK REPLIES "Shhhhh. This is our secret, remember???"

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: You might want to reconsider eating that Mr Worf. After two weeks it's getting a bit rank.

 

[scottydog]

DATA: You might want to reconsider eating that Mr Worf. After two weeks it's getting a bit rank.

WORF: You've had your hand on my shoulder for two weeks, gay-roid.

 

[Rat Boy]

Announcer: Heartburn trouble? Try new Pe'pcid AC for Klingons!

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Data: Good News, Lieutenant. Mr Scott has brought you fresh meat!

 

[cooleddie74]

"That's-a spicy pipias claw!!!"