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TNG Caption This #130 - 'Gained in Translation'

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"Yes, Mr. Worf, that uniform DOES make you look fat."
 
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"I like the new sash, Lieutenant.

Less 'Jump On and Thrash with me like Molor' than the last. Nice selection."
 
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Worf: You have never truly carved a roast until you've carved one that's trying to run away.
 
Another take on my own entry...
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Data: Mr. Worf, I have good news.
Worf: grumbling Let me guess, you just saved a bunch of money on your shuttle insurance by switching to GEICO.
Data: I did, Mr. Worf, but no. You are replacing me as the comic relief in the movies.
 
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WORF:"What did we discuss earlier, Commander?

PLEASE...no foreplay while eating...or in front of the others. And this violates both!"
 
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Data: Anyone could have mistaken the airlock for the turbolift.
Worf: Is Doctor Crusher still angry?
Data: I'd give her a couple years if I were you. And your next physical, ... just grab a copy of Gray's Anatomy. It'll be less painful.
 
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WORF:"No...I am sorry, Commander.

I'm afraid lubricating industrial polymer in an alfredo sauce isn't one of the table selections."
 
Ah, you've got a still from one of those retro-style "safety" films they show at Starfleet Academy! :thumbsup:
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Oh yeah, this one's a classic. I can almost recite along with the narrator. "Never, ever give a Klingon the impression that you believe you can handle a blade better than he or she can, even in as innocent a matter as slicing up the ham. Chances are, it will end very badly." Poor Data. :lol:
 
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Data: "I hear they managed to reattach Crewman Hudson's thumb. Only androids can perform the knife trick, Worf."
 
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Worf (singing): T is for Targ, that's good enough for me!

Data: Very good, Mr. Worf. Tomorrow's meal will be brought to us by the letter G and the number 47.
 
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"No thank you, Mister Worf. I am fine.

I do not require poorly-cooked and prepared meat that is probably tainted with Klingon microorganisms and bacterium to sustain my systems."
 
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As the overly large chunk of meat obstructed Worf's breathing, Data calmly informed him that the Heimlich was not part if his programing.
 
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Picard (over loudspeaker): Will a certain "merry man" report to my ready room for the Riker wedding dress rehersal!!



::snooty French guffaws::
 
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Worf: Remember, it was your idea that I play Shylock against your Antonio, Lt. Cmdr. Limpy.
 
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DATA:"It appears Geordi was correct in his observations after all.

You are a complete and utter pig."
 
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Data: "You have been eating that e-coli garnished meat for three days straight now. Everyone else among the command staff is currently spraying fecal matter around sickbay. How do you do it?"

Worf: "Klingons have a second sphincter."

Data: "Would you like a waffer thin mint?"
 
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