TNG Caption This #130 - 'Gained in Translation'

[SciFi75]

Data: I understand that you had enough of Wesley getting on everyone's nerves, but do you think that this was necessary?

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "I checked. Intercourse with the main entree before consumption is not a Klingon tradition."

 

[Furlong]

Data: WORF, STOP! That is not the main course, you are carving up the Horta Ambassador!

 

[Gertch]

Data: "I congratulate you on performing your own bris Worf."

 

[Theophilus]

"Washing your dress uniform without your sash would prevent the color from fading which is most likely due to the metallic compounds in the sash, Lieutenant. Perhaps it is a good day to dye."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Next time, for more comical results, Lieutenant...cut the cheese."

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "No thank you. I filled up on the Captain Picard croissants."

 

[cooleddie74]

"No thank you, Mister Worf...as you may or may not be aware, Doctor Soong constructed me to be Awful-Food Intolerant."

 

[NathanielM]

Data: So how are you enjoying your blood rare steak Mr. Worf?

Worf: <growls low like a dog>

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "May I have this dance?"

 

[BriGuy]

Data: We just received word from Starfleet, Mr. Worf. You are to replace me as comic relief in the movies.

 

[Nebusj]

``One does beg sir's pardon, but one is obliged to ask if one may examine sir's invitation to this event.''
``Leave me alone or this knife will sever wherever any two of your molecules still hang together.''
``Sir's invitation is in excellent order. One thanks sir for his time.''

 

[cooleddie74]

"Just one slice, Lieutenant. I have to watch my figure. If I'm even 0.00456712 ounces heavier than my original construction specifications I will feel like a fatty."

 

[Nebusj]

``Now that we have sold 25,000 percent of the profits to our Insurrection follow-up how are we to guarantee a flop?''
``You are worrying again, Data. I know the perfect writer.''

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"My deepest condolences on the recent and most oddly-timed loss of your pet targ, Lieutenant."

 

[Nebusj]

Submitted for a friend not on the board but who likes captionings:

``I believe you will be more successful if you hold the ham stationary and move the knife back and forth.''

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Data always drew the short straw and had to burp the Klingon.

 

[Rat Boy]

Here, this one might work better:

Data always drew the short straw and had to burp the Klingon.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Here, this one might work better:

Data always drew the short straw and had to burp the Klingon.

You can take the credit, if I get the targ steaks...

Priceless.

 

[S'kai]

Data: Mr. Worf, although I do not have emotions, I realize that my judgement may be affected by my personal involvement. Nevertheless, I would prefer that Dr. Crusher do the autopsy on Spot.