TNG Caption This #128 - "Recalibrating image macros"

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Ooh runner up! Pretty good for someone who isn't on steroids.

Redshirt: "Sorry Captain, I'm taking him to sickbay to be fixed."

Picard: "See that you do crewman, the cleaning bill on my uniform is... On second thoughts, leave him be for now. Deanna's mother is due on board next week, and he might keep her occupied for a while."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Pardon me, Crewman, but do you know why there's a breeze on this deck?"

 

[Balrog]

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Blueshirt: "Yeah, you heard right. I said, 'Nice eight-head, Chrome Dome.' Now what're you gonna do about it?"

 

[Locutus of Board]

Picard: "And WTF is your problem."
Blue ensign: Standing dumbfounded
Red ensign: My apologies captain. He's new and was sure that baldness was eradicated sometime late in the 21st century

 

[Outpost4]

Quoted

Lloyd_Dobler said:

Blueshirt: "Yeah, you heard right. I said, 'Nice eight-head, Chrome Dome.' Now what're you gonna do about it?"

 

[BriGuy]

No, don't pull me away! Don't you understand? I need to get at least 10 seconds of 'face time' to be eligible for the convention circuit! I could make a fortune signing autographs for nerds!

 

[cooleddie74]

CREWWOMAN:"Captain, I just caught 20th and 21st century actor Steven Weber trying to sneak into secure areas on this deck...shall I escort him to the brig myself or call for security first?"

 

[Kegek]

All TNG-R did was insert a crazy Data into every scene.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Sorry, sir! My husband and I were just finishing a Dirty Sanchez in Holodeck Two and we're getting back to duty now!"

 

[Nebusj]

Picard catches a pair of Trekkies who snuck onto the set between shots.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Quick...Mike...RUN!!!

It's the bald man with the fruity accent again!"

 

[Noname Given]

Female Crewmember: "Don't give me that look Captain. If you don't want to be part of a threesome, just say so. It's the 24th century and we're supposed to ALL be sexually mature and liberated."

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard, drunk: "Yeah, I bumped you. You're lucky that's all I did, punk. You want a piece of this? I got a friggin' robot and a friggin' Klingon as backup, dude; you don't want a piece of me. Engage that, pal."

 

[BriGuy]

Picard: Jerk. I know who's getting sent on an away team mission to the next volcanically active planet we find.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Guy: "Sorry Captain, Ensign Glenn Close here won't let go of my saluting arm."

Picard: "Watch out she doesn't boil your tribble."

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard never tired of the reaction he got from passing couples to muttering, "She likes it in the aft torpedo bay, buddy."

 

[LitmusDragon]

Hooray, loldata wins!

Moving on to this week's entry:

Picard: No, ensign Milton, I do not have your stapler.

 

[cooleddie74]

WOMAN:"Captain, where is the men's room on this deck? The LCARS wall interface is offline and Tommy here has to go boom-boom!"

 

[Dart]

Captain!... This is Mothman... from the moth homeworld... best wear a hat in future.

 

[cooleddie74]

"No, Captain...he ISN'T Patrick Swayze's evil, backstabbing friend from the Guinan movie."