TNG Caption This #128 - "Recalibrating image macros"

[Candlelight]

The captain was worried - the crazy glue epidemic was getting worse.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Sorry, Captain! We...we were just looking for the Makeout Lounge!"

 

[SciFi75]

Picard: "What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little f**** up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to f****' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

The question of who was the Chief Science Officer on the Enterprise is solved...

Blue Shirt: I don't want the job! Then I would have to deal with Deanna Troi! I rather be in security and be the new red shirt!

Picard: Then we shall make it so...

Girl tugging on his arm: Come on before we dig ourselves a bigger hole...

Blue shirt: How, it's not like Yar is going to die and that Klingon become the new security chief...

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"Wait...

There...there are OTHER male blueshirts on this ship?!?!?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "You should go to sickbay and have that tumour seen to."

Blueshirt: "What tumour?"

Picard: "That ginger one on your arm."

Blueshirt: "That's my wife you slaphead, why I oughta!"

Woman: "Leave it alone Frank, he ain't worth it."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Excuse us, Captain...but...do you know where the nearest Jefferies conduit is? My husband and I haven't seen one another in months and I'm about to EXPLODE."

 

[David]

Picard to Redshit: "Ensign, Chinese Burns were declared illegal by the treaty Of Algeron in 2160, I will not have torture performed on my Ship".

Redshirt: "But Sir, He gave me a Nipple Cripple!"

BlueShirt: " That's Because she keeps insisting there are 5 lights!"

Cheers

Dave

 

[Son_of_Soong]

Male Crewman: God I love bald men...
Captain Picard: Excuse me?
Female Crewman: Don't do it. Cmon lets go...

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard's well-known habit of "crop dusting" angers a crewman.

 

[Outpost4]

Not for the first time, Shatmandu sends me to the Urban Dictionary.

 

[cultcross]

Outpost4 said:
Not for the first time, Shatmandu sends me to the Urban Dictionary.

you're not alone

might change this image tonight, so get any entries in quickly -
is it me or has this week not brought out peoples best? My fault i guess, I'll try to chose a better image for next time...

 

[Shatmandu]

cultcross said:

Outpost4 said:
Not for the first time, Shatmandu sends me to the Urban Dictionary.

you're not alone

Expanding horizons through fart jokes is an unintended consequence, but a nice one just the same.

cultcross said:might change this image tonight, so get any entries in quickly -
is it me or has this week not brought out peoples best? My fault i guess, I'll try to chose a better image for next time...

Sometimes the obvious ones get boring, though. This one was fun, because you had to read into the body language.

Keep up the great work. I always enjoy these.

Joe, teacher

 

[cooleddie74]

"Sorry, sir...my boyfriend's never seen a bald Frenchman in pajamas before."