TNG Caption This #128 - "Recalibrating image macros"

[cultcross]

Another contest down, with some excellent entries - my policy of not handing the main win to a photoshop tested to limit once again

First, our winner, and I had a hard choice between two captions which made me laugh quite hard. I particularly like captions which pick on an insignificant but odd detail of the picture, so The Laughing Vulcan's appealed, while LitmusDragon's just struck me as (surprisingly) quite original for this contest. In the end, I had to give the win to:

With runner up:

The Laughing Vulcan said:
In the 24th Century, feral tooth fairies were a constant problem.

Well done to both of you :thumbsup:

Onto this time's image:

 

[Rat Boy]

Blueshirt: "What? The sign did say 'Kick Me,' didn't it?"

 

[Gertch]

Congrats to the winners!

Picard's zit was barely noticed by the crew.

 

[Finn]

The man in blue: "Hello Jean-Luc. I'm Ensign Wesley Crusher. Commander Riker said he noticed my name on the list for new crew members coming aboard at Starbase 203 and suggested that I should introduce myself when I see you"

The woman in red: "Are you crazy! They say Riker always does things like this. You happen to share the same name as an irritating teenager aboard the Enterprise. And for goodness' sake, don't call him Jean-Luc. We better run!".

 

[2of1million]

Next time on Seinfeld: The Next Generation


Picard: Where are you running off to?

Crewman: Guinan isn't making soup anymore! Someone stole all her recipes. Now she's giving away all that's left!

Picard: My God! It can't be!!

Picard runs back to his quarters to get a giant pot.

 

[scottydog]

Picard never quite understood why every starship employed a woman whose job was to tug a man's left arm into an over-elongated shape. All Picard knew was that his left arm ached, and he felt for the poor ensign.

 

[Gertch]

Picard loves playing with people's minds: "I'm sorry, it wouldn't really work out. It's better for you this way. Take care of yourself and be happy."

 

[Nathan_Heller]

No, Ensign Blue! That's not a crystal ball, it's the captains head!

 

[Danny99]

Why did you say to me!

 

[BriGuy]

Guy: But, but.. he called me a poopie head!

Gal: Just let it go. Trust me, it's not worth it!

Picard: You guys with hair are always so smug. But who's the captain here? That's right, the bald guy. The BALD guy. Think about that while combing your precious follicles.

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "Now swing your partner, do-si-do, have some fun, she's a ho ...."

 

[Gertch]

Picard: "What? You've never seen a parade?"

 

[BriGuy]

Guy: But, the captain said he'd marry us in the ship's chapel. I thought you wanted to marry me.

Gal: I do, but haven't you reviewed the historical records? If we get married, you'll get killed in a Romulan attack and I'll be a widow!

Picard: She's right.

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "I've had hemorrhoids. Now I've got androids."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Next on AS THE WARP CORE TURNS:

Picard: Ensign Ricky...

Blueshirt: Jean-Luc...

Redshirt: NO!!! You said it was over and I was your one true love!!!

 

[Vassa]

Ensign Green begins to doubt the wisdom of volunteering to be bait...

 

[Kegek]

Guy: So, Captain, uh, can we have coffee sometime?

 

[Outpost4]

Ensign Blue: But the sign said, Kick Me!

 

[Gertch]

Goofy minds think alike.

Rat Boy said:
Blueshirt: "What? The sign did say 'Kick Me,' didn't it?"

Outpost4 said:


Ensign Blue: But the sign said, Kick Me!

 

[Outpost4]

D'oh!

OK, let's try this instead.

Red shirt woman: Come on, Ensign Shinzon, the captain doesn't want to hear your family stories.