TNG Caption This #124: "A Quantum Finish"

[cultcross]

Well, my first caption competition has come to an end, with excellent entries by all - I'm quite proud my first choice of picture nearly warranted a friendly from our friendly neighbourhood Spider
I almost had a winner picked out last week, but then Rat Boy captured Picard and Beverly's expressions perfectly with his last minute gem:

With runner up:

Nerys Myk said:
Vash: "Aaaw, that's so cute. Your Mom waited up for us. "

And so on to this week's entry, might be a bit harder this week, but I didn't want to give you a load more 'swallowing' joke opportunities! (not to tempt fate or anything...)

 

[Kegek]

Any moment now, Picard would arrive. Data had to be ready.

 

[Gertch]

Congrats Rat Boy and Nerys Myk!

Spiner: "I can almost see my career from here..."

or

The souls of the children try to escape out Data's back.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Data: "According to Wesley, I am halfway there to understanding humanity. Now all I need to to do is learn how to simultaneously rub my stomach in a circular motion."

 

[Outpost4]

Well, since my baby left me
I've gotta new place to dwell
On broken-hearted lonely street
At Heartbreak Hotel...[/u]

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Activating Fonzie subroutine... Fonzie subroutine activated... Aaayyyyyyyy!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Data: "I could have ... I could ... I could have had a V8," slaps head, "yes. Excellent."

 

[Gertch]

Data waves HI as the Enterprise passes Lore's head for a visit.

 

[Gertch]

Data was about to be reminded about the whoosh.

 

[CaptainJon]

"And this is my brother Lore. He does not say much, but he is able to mimic my every movement with such precision that it is as if though I was my looking at my own reflection."

 

[Outpost4]

Dr. Soong must have been drunk when he installed Data's penis in the middle of his lower back.

 

[CaptainJon]

"To turn me on, push here. I am now fully functional."

 

[May 20]

Since I have no emotion, I cannot be vain. But if I could be vain, I would have to say I am one smokin' hot android.

OR

<sigh> I wish Geordi would learn to put my hair back on properly after my maintenence checks.

 

[Rat Boy]

When the captain wasn't around, Data often went into the ready room to listen to Picard's Berlioz collection with the speakers cranked to eleven.

 

[Gertch]

Clarice said:
Since I have no emotion, I cannot be vain. But if I could be vain, I would have to say I am one smokin' hot android.

Nice one Clarice. He's probably got Carly Simon playing in the background.

 

[May 20]

I bet he does. Thanks, Gertch.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Clarice:
Since I have no emotion, I cannot be vain. But if I could be vain, I'd have to say I am one smokin' hot android.

Contraction! ;-)

 

[May 20]

Corrected. Thank you!

 

[Scatta]

christingle said:
And so on to this week's entry, might be a bit harder this week, but I didn't want to give you a load more 'swallowing' joke opportunities! (not to tempt fate or anything...)

I don't know about that. He looks like he's getting something out of his hair.

 

[Finn]

For a minute there, he thought the stars were the reflection of his dandruff problem experiment. Elsewhere on the Enterprise, Geordi is banging his head on the wall for thinking that beard of his was bad.