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TNG Caption This #123: "Carnal knowledge"

Noname Given said:
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Vash: "Hey, I'm better than her in every way. I don't just have something to tell you; I have something to SHOW you. Plus, I swallow."

:devil:

:guffaw:

You would win if I were in charge.
 
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While Picard was willing to do the threesome as a present for Vash's birthday, he wasn't too enthused - his new Shakespeare gig was netting him much younger poon.
 
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Vash: "What are you looking so worried about? This is the 24th Century, we've evolved beyond jealousy and other lower emotions. I'm sure she'll be fine."

Picard: "That's easy for you to say, you don't have a proctological exam tomorrow."
 
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Crusher: *Thinking* Should I tell Jean-Luc about Vash's Electronic gonorrhea - the noisey killer? He'll find out soon enough...
 
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Darrin:Sam!!!!! Your Mother has got to go!

Samantha: Ooooh Mother!!!! Please!!!

Endora: Fine!I'm leaving! Good bye Samantha. Derwood.
 
I was asked if the "I swallow" thing was inappropriate, hence my my post reminding everyone it's a PG13 board. No, that was fine. I laughed my ass off at it, frankly. :D

It's just I could see a trend, and didn't want anyone to go overboard. Because, you know, it is supposed to be a PG13 board. Whatever the hell PG13 means these days.
 
Spider said:
It's just I could see a trend, and didn't want anyone to go overboard. Because, you know, it is supposed to be a PG13 board. Whatever the hell PG13 means these days.

it's a volume limit on the swallowing - 2 litres or more, and its a mandatory 'R'. facists.
 
Shawn said:
Anyway, without further ado, I will launch my first caption contest - same format as GG's, a single screencap, give it your best shot!

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Vash: So she just smiles inappropriately while lurking in the back of scenes?

Picard: Don't even get me started...

Then you should probably start your own thread, and wait until you can actually post images. Trying to start your own caption contest in someone else's is just tacky.
 
Tharpdevenport said:
Noname Given said:
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Vash: "Hey, I'm better than her in every way. I don't just have something to tell you; I have something to SHOW you. Plus, I swallow."

:devil:

:guffaw:

You would win if I were in charge.

:thumbsup: :guffaw: Agreed! That was funny!

Warmest Wishes,
Whoa Nellie
 
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Crusher: Hmph! What does she have that I don't have?

Picard: There's a pad on the table with the list, Bev.
 
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