TNG Caption This #123: "Carnal knowledge"

[Scatta]

Jean-Luc, you'll never believe the lame story Beverly came up with this time. She said I got off lucky the first time, but if I become too much of a love-interest, I'll never appear on this show again. She even tried to claim that's why she hadn't BonCed you yet. Isn't that abserd? Jean-Luc? Jean-Luc? I said, "Isn't that abserd?"

 

[Whoa Nellie]

Vash: You're sore, aren't ya?
Picard: Now look, get this straight. I don't care...
Vash: I know, I know. You don't give a 'whoop' what I do, but when I do it, you get sore.

(Bonus points to anyone who knows the classic movie that quote originally comes from. )

Warmest Wishes,
Whoa Nellie

 

[Opus]

Vash: Jean Luc, I have something I need to tell you.

Picard: You mean...

Vash: Yes, I'm secretly Meredith Viera from the Today Show

 

[Spider]

Shawn said:
Post deleted by Shawn

BriGuy said:

Then you should probably start your own thread, and wait until you can actually post images. Trying to start your own caption contest in someone else's is just tacky.

Ayezur said:
He got some of the text above the OP's image, instead of just the image. Calm down.

I’m just now catching all this, and I missed Shawn’s original post so I can’t comment on it. Since Shawn seems to be a newbie and may not be fully aware of our procedures here, let’s agree to cut him a little slack.

 

[Gertch]

^ It was a simple misunderstanding. I thought the same as BriGuy when I first saw it.

Shawn, welcome to the Caption This threads. I hope we read more from you.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Vash: "So you said you were going to teach my some French. The language of love, eh Jean Luc?"

Picard: "Ah yes, French. For our first lesson we need a little help..."

Door slides open

"... Lesson 1: Menage a troi."

 

[Outpost4]

Come on, Jean-Luc. It will be an adventure. She says I can do the boy.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Don't say it...

Vash: "Ah, come on..."

Picard: "That joke stopped being funny months ago."

Vash: "There...are...four...breasts!"

Picard: *sigh*

 

[2of1million]

This thread is getting out of control! But I like.

 

[cultcross]

2of1million said:
This thread is getting out of control! But I like.

part of me thinks I should stop it, but I'm also morbidly curious...

 

[Lilith]

Beverly had thought about warning Vash, but the prospect of seeing the disappointment on the other woman's face motivated her not to reveal Picard's little 'mishap' with a phaser.



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I couldn't resist

 

[BriGuy]

Ever since the surgery to repair his artificial heart, Picard has required close medical supervision during any strenuous physical activity.

 

[Outpost4]

You were right, Jean-Luc. Q has a tiny dick.

 

[Rat Boy]

It was at this moment that Patrick Stewart regretted not having the Original Series writers working on TNG.

 

[Gertch]

Vash: "Someone tells me you have carnival knowledge. Care to show me the big tent?"

 

[cultcross]

I'll be taking this one down at the weekend folks, so if you're sitting on any more brainwave gut-bustingly funny captions, lets have em!

 

[BriGuy]

Vash: Don't worry, Jean-Luc. It's like riding a bike. I'm sure you'll remember how.

 

[Rat Boy]

Vash: "...and who was that doctor you kept telling me about back on Risa? The one who brought that bratty kid along with her and didn't know when to shut the hell up during breakfast?"

 

[cultcross]

Thanks guys, great captions - the next one's up, so if I could beseech the great moderating overlords to take this down and swap it for the new one...

*lights incense*