TNG Caption This #123: "Carnal knowledge"

[cultcross]

As the humble appointed successor to Gold Grizzly as seer of the tapes, knower of the episodes, and master of the caption contest, It falls to me to launch the new contest.

Some excellent entries last week, but Gold Grizzly has left me the embarrassing task of declaring myself the winner (promise this will be the last time it happens!)

With the following as runner up:

Posted By Briguy:
By the 24th Century, there was a more evolved philosophy when it came to musical chairs.

There's a chair for everyone.

I'd like to add my congratulations to Briguy and everyone who posted some excellent captions last week (many of which drew attention to Troi's cleavage - why don't you have another good look at the picture to see the bit of it I mean...)

Anyway, without further ado, I will launch my first caption contest - same format as GG's, a single screencap, give it your best shot!

 

[2of1million]

[/QUOTE]

"I curse you, Vash, for being with my man! May you have to go exploring the universe with that jerk Q. It will happen. Oh yes it will indeed. B**ch."

 

[scottydog]

Vash: There's something she's been meaning to tell you.

Picard: Yes, I know, but what is it?

Vash: That there's something she's been meaning to tell you.

 

[Mitty]

VASH: Thank god we got rid of that bitch Crusher, there's no way I want that cow laying her paws on you... wait, she's behind me, isn't she.

 

[Rat Boy]

At first, Picard was excited when Vash proposed the three way, but not so much when she told him that the third member was not Beverly but instead Q.

 

[scottydog]

At first, Picard was excited when Vash proposed the three way, but not so much when she told him that the third member was not Beverly but instead Wesley.

 

[Kegek]

Could Patrick Stewart look any more bored?

 

[scottydog]

Kegek said:

Could Patrick Stewart look any more bored?

Vash has engaged the bored.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Vash: "It's okay -- she doesn't suspect a thing. I told her I have a penis."

 

[Gertch]

Congrats on the win cultcross and thanks for picking up the mantle. :thumbsup: I hope you do win again. It's all in the fun.

"You forgot your pants again silly."

 

[DostoyevskyClone]

Vash: Dr. Crusher said she completely cured my case of mutated gonorrhea - looks like we can take that trip back to Risa after all!
Picard:

 

[BriGuy]

Thanks for the HM and congrats, cultcross. Mucho appreciated!

Vash: Jean-Luc! I have the best news! She's into it!

-or-

Picard: Vash! Where have you been?!?

Vash: Where have I been.... where have I been... Let's see. First, I did Riker in your ready room - he kept calling me Minuet - who's that? Anyway, then I made a man out of Wesley in the turbolift... I think he's still there staring at the ceiling. I shagged Worf on the battle bridge... I think I cracked a rib. I banged Geordi in his office in engineering, but I don't think he saw a thing. Data won't be "fully functional" for about a week. Troi and I had more orgasms than we could count in the arboretum. She told Beverly all about it, and she's next.

 

[Tim]

VASH: I showed Beverly how to do that thing you like.

 

[Sisu]

[/QUOTE]

Vash: Jean-Luc, there is a woman in a fright wig and a melodramatic acting style to see you....

Picard: Beverley!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Vash: "Aaaw, that's so cute. Your Mom waited up for us. "

 

[Vassa]

Stubbornly, Vash's head did not explode.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Vash: "Can we go into your bedroom. The ice queen is making me uncomfortable."

Picard: "There's one in there too. Ever since your visit was announced, Beverly has been hanging those posters throughout the ship. I don't know why..."

 

[CaptainJon]

"C'mon, Jean-Luc...'three's company' is just a phrase. Wait until you give it a try!"

 

[Outpost4]

Ah, come on. She said she'd let you wear her wig.

 

[Noname Given]

Vash: "Hey, I'm better than her in every way. I don't just have something to tell you; I have something to SHOW you. Plus, I swallow."