TNG Caption This #121: "In Practice"
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Data sings: I am the very model of a modern major general, I've information, vegetable, animal and mineral.
Geordi: Hey! That's my line!
Data: I am unsure how to feel on a birthday
Pulaski: Just sit there and enjoy it data!
Riker and others laughing at the expense of poor data who is clueless of what a human birthday means
Troi: <thought casting> Oh data your hand feels so good. Make it vibrate faster
Data: I am capable in many different styles and positions counciller. Tasha even commented on...
Troi <though casting> You jewel data...
Woohoo! I won!
Well seeing as sequels/follw ups always suck, how about:
" Now that Data had used the holodeck to relive an old situation where he beat a master strategist, he knew he had the correct method to stop Shinzon's evil Doomsday Weapon TM.... Blast it with a phaser at point blank range!"
Well seeing as sequels/follw ups always suck, how about:
" Now that Data had used the holodeck to relive an old situation where he beat a master strategist, he knew he had the correct method to stop Shinzon's evil Doomsday Weapon TM.... Blast it with a phaser at point blank range!"
Oddly enough, it took Commander Data more than a solid minute to realize he had sat on a huge whoopee cushion.
And for an android...that is MORE than an eternity.
Data: "I do not understand the purpose of this ceremony."
Riker: "It's a celebration in your honour Data! By playing your violin badly, you brought down the walls of Jellico! Kudos my friend."
Most...
Awkward...
Game...
of...
BATTLESHIP...
Ever.
Condescension... of the FUTURE!!!
<Everyone singing:> In the Navy... Sail the seven seas... in the Navy... We want you We want you we want you for the newbie crew...
Data: I do not see the dignificance of the twentieth century, specifically a gay band from mid nineteen seventy three...
Worf <glaring at Wesley> Because the little shit Crusher put in the wrong CD...
<everyone laughs at the prank pulled by Wesley Crusher>
DATA:"So...I was not supposed to throw his game piece at him and yell 'SUCK THIS, BITCH'?
Fascinating...I must remember that for future matches. I am pleased, however, to see that my actions amused the rest of you."
TY for the runner up.
Wesley: Wait, my gift is missing.
Troi: Well what was it Wesley.
Wesley: A cylinder to store data's emotion chip, like the one it was originally in.
Worf: Well boy, do you recall where you left it?
Wesley: Oh no, on that chair!
Wesley: Wait, my gift is missing.
Troi: Well what was it Wesley.
Wesley: A cylinder to store data's emotion chip, like the one it was originally in.
Worf: Well boy, do you recall where you left it?
Wesley: Oh no, on that chair!
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