TNG Caption This #121: "In Practice"

[cooleddie74]

PULASKI:"If Commander Data starts manipulating himself for pleasure, I'm out of here!"

 

[NathanielM]

Yar: Data, I have a confession, I am pregnant!
Data: You mean with Child? How is that possible?
(sappy soap music insert)
Tune in tomorrow for the TREK Chronicles, As the Starship Turns.

Pulaski: Damn it Data, you don't need to keep watching that
Data: I do Doctor, I am trying to improve my hammy performance like Shatner! Although I need a cheap cheezy TJ Hooker rug it seems to accomplish that.

 

[cooleddie74]

Most...

awkward...

android...

porno...

EVER.

 

[tharpdevenport]

I assume one day, in a galazy far far away, a winner will be picked, right?

 

[NathanielM]

<On screen>
Tasha Yar: Data, "I want to thank you for your gift, for letting me use your detachable penis attachment, IT WAS ABSOLUTELY WOOONDDDERFUL!"

(everyone laughed at the prnak they pulled on Data)

 

[jimbo1973]

data: Amost unusual sensation commander..
Riker..what is it..awwwwww data its called a fart...

 

[Phantron]

[image]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/GoldGrizzly/PDVD_001.jpg[/image]

Data was less than impressed with Worf's cuboid poop which he had received on his birthday.

 

[Angel4576]

NathanielM said:

Data: And then I fucked her.....

Wesley: You did WHAT?

Everyone: <Laughs at Wesley>

 

[NathanielM]

Worf: Then i fucked him Counciller.
Data: Indeed...
Wesley: Wha? No way....I'm not gay...
Troi: Suuuure Wes...

Everyone: <Laughs at Wesley>

 

[BriGuy]

Data: I can not believe she filmed us. That bitch.

 

[2of1million]

Data: Look everyone, it DID happen!

Riker: OK Data, I believe you now.

 

[NathanielM]

Data: <thinking> Goddamn it, they filmed my BAD side, and she gave me the clap... You fricking bitch Tasha...


Riker: OK Data, I believe you now.

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[cooleddie74]

DEANNA:"Let's get the hell out of here.

If the past is any indication, Data will start pawing himself and making scary noises in a few minutes and trust me...you DO NOT want to be here."

 

[Scoobysnacks]

[image]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/GoldGrizzly/PDVD_001.jpg[/image]

Surprising himself, Data was an easy victor against his higher seeded imaginary friend in the "Enterprise Knock-knock Joke-off."

 

[Keith1701]

Angel4576 said:

NathanielM said:

Data: And then I fucked her.....

Wesley: You did WHAT?

Everyone: <Laughs at Wesley>

But then she bought out the whips and chains.....it was kinky night.

 

[Alyssa]

Everybody found it incredibly amusing that Data couldn't grasp the concept of offside even with the miniture football field and models