TNG Caption This #121: "In Practice"

[cooleddie74]

The most frightening aspect of the scene was...Data hadn't brought a whoopee cushion with him.

 

[LitmusDragon]

Not everyone was impressed by Data's high score on Donkey Kong.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

The crew celebrated Data's win of the Federation-wide Caption Contest, but he was still bemused at why his juxtaposition of a randomly paused scene and a current Insurance Company ad should be so humorous.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Data:" Can some turn up the Fucking lights I can't see a fucking thing in this dark room!"

Spoiler: I can't see

It a slag on all these ST/TNG "caption this" they are always are way too dark to see anything why is that?

 

[Jerethi]

[image]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/GoldGrizzly/PDVD_001.jpg[/image]


Desperate to divorce Data from his fixation on one-man poker, the crew resorted to an intervention.

 

[May 20]

The Game of Operation: Revised for the 24th Century.
Contains one anatomically correct life-size "patient", twenty removable parts, and realistic surgical instruments.
Complete game rules enclosed.

 

[Rat Boy]

Pulaski: "Then you have beaten him."

Data: "A matter of perspective Doctor. In the strictest sense I did not win."

Everyone: "Data!"

Data: "I... busted him up."

Everyone: *cheering*

Data: "And then I killed him by snapping his neck."

Everyone: *laughing*

Data: "And then I tossed him out the starboard airlock to dispose of the evidence."

Everyone: *tepid laughter*

Data: "And then I killed the duty officer at the starboard airlock to ensure there were no witnesses."

Everyone: *very weak laughter*

Data: "And then I killed the duty officer's wife and children in order to make sure no one summoned security."

Everyone: *silence*

Data: "I believe I have said too much."

 

[Evil Twin]

^ I'm snapping Gold Grizzly's neck if that's not the winner.

 

[cooleddie74]

OVERHEAD ANNOUNCER:"STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION was filmed in front of a live studio audience!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Data was a bit wary of his part in Deanna's re-creation of Tom Petty's "Don't Come Around Here No More" video.

 

[Balthier the Great]

Data shows off the 24th century Nintendo DS. The 24th Century Wii didn't do so well...

 

[ThankQ]

Trekker4747 said:

Data: "Hmm. I do believe you have caused my heavily armored vessel to founder."

Das is gut.

After Data asked Riker for advice on furthing his experiences on human sexuallity, Aaron and Kyle were delighted to learn that Riker had suggested he next try three-way man sex.

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"Data, that's not how you play Donkey Kong."

DATA:"But it is how I play it, Commander. So...technically...you are incorrect."


(*Everyone laughs as credits roll*)

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[NathanielM]

Pulaski: "Then you have beaten the real wesley?"

Data: "A matter of perspective Doctor. In the strictest sense I did not win. I slaughtered the gay little shit."

Everyone: "Data!"

Data: "I... busted him up."

Everyone: *cheering*

Pulaski: You mean YOU MADE that wesley crusher android?

Data: Yes Doctor, and it is neuter and likes in the ass.

Data: "And then I killed the real one by snapping his neck."

Everyone: *laughing*

Data: "And then I tossed him out the starboard airlock to dispose of the evidence."

Everyone: *tepid laughter*

Data: "And then I killed the duty officer at the starboard airlock to ensure there were no witnesses."

Everyone: *very weak laughter*

Data: "And then I killed the duty officer's wife and children in order to make sure no one summoned security."

Everyone: *silence*

Data: "I believe I have said too much."

 

[Elmo Dukat]

"It was such a good idea to replace the turkey with Data."
"I agree. Best Thanksgiving ever."

 

[DizzyMan]

Tasha: "You Jewel!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Of all the ways I could think to Photoshop this pic, that was not one of them. Kudos.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Was it something my artificial anus emitted?"

 

[NathanielM]

Everyone laughed as they played reruns of the Porno that Data and Yar had particpated in secretly in her quarters, at the dismay of Young Wesley Crusher.

Noone noticed that Data, watching had a raging robotic woody...