TNG Caption This #118: "Ratings Ploy"

[Gold Grizzly]

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With the following as the runner-up ...

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So to the new picture, courtesy of TrekCore ...

Enjoy!!

 

[terranova]

Spock: Pull my disruptor.

 

[scottydog]

Spock: WHERE DID YOU PUT MY LEFT HAND?

 

[Noname Given]

Spock: "Surrender, or the floating ping-pong ball gets it."

 

[Finn]

Spock: "Give my Aleve back or you will not be able to stop Shinzon from wiping out the senate!"

Sela: "Fine with me! The Federation will fall!" *evil laugh*

 

[CaptainJon]

Spock: Yipee-kayay mother...oh just die!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "All right, you caught me. I am in fact the one-armed bandit."

 

[Gertch]

Spock: " 'Hailing frequencies open.' Say it. Come on, say it now." Evil laugh

 

[Rat Boy]

Carl Spock: "Bitch, where's my money?!"

 

[Vasquez Rocks]

Nimoy: "Did you really come up with the Sela character?"

Crosby: "Well, I was playing with this idea of what if Tasha had a child, who would be about the age of..."

Nimoy: "Okay, say no more." *zap!!*

 

[Gertch]

The future was so sissified that bullets had to be white, travel incredibly slowly, and be pointed at with the black end of a clear stick carried by a small person so even the visually impaired could step out of the way.


Phew that was a long way for that joke...

 

[BriGuy]

You shot off my arm, so I'll blow off your head.

Uh, Mr. Spock, the trigger is located on the front grip of the disruptor.

Yeah. Die and come back to life. Real original.

You Romulans are so illogical. Didn't your people realize shoulder pads haven't been in style for centuries?

 

[Nerys Myk]

As the saying goes "When on Romulus..."!

 

[BriGuy]

Mr. Spock! No! Don't! She's the only blond haired woman on all of Romulus!!! If you kill her, you'll totally ruin our plans for next month's swimsuit issue!!!!

 

[Gertch]

Picard: sigh "No Ambassador Spock. I said 'pilot' the ship."

 

[scottydog]

Spock: My ears are way pointier than yours.

Selak: Your ears aren't the only body part of yours that's pointy.

Spock: And how would you know?

Selak: I read the TOS caption contest entries.

Spock: Oh.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "So my tits are on my shoulders, huh?"

 

[Drob]

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[Gertch]

DrBob said:
New image:

Spock: (Waving hypnoticaly) "Look at the chicken. Yes... yes... you are getting sleeepy, sleeeeeepy..."

 

[cultcross]

After cross promotion on TNG failed, Nimoy employed more persuasive methods to get people to see The Undiscovered Country.

Nimoy: "I am not Spock"
Crosby: "Well if I may say so, the resemblance is striking"