TNG Caption This #116: "On your marks"

[cultcross]

Data and Bev's point of arrival proved the Guardian of Forever wasn't just interested in important history.

 

[K-Star]

Needless to say, these two failed the Baywatch audition.

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[tharpdevenport]

Data: "Most curious, doctor. You say we are pretending to ride 'Tron'[/b] motorcyles, yet your arms are moving."

 

[Scatta]

Always ready to jump on the latest bandwagon, Paramount prepares to launch a new spin-off: "Dancing With the Star Treks."

 

[Gertch]

^
<insert picture of Picard clapping>

Bravo! Nicely done.

 

[cultcross]

Scatta said:
Always ready to jump on the latest bandwagon, Paramount prepares to launch a new spin-off: "Dancing With the Star Treks."

winner

 

[Noname Given]

Data: "Why do you insist on being called Jamie Sommers, and why are you now calling me Steve Austin?"

 

[DBR]

It's an old earth custom, Data. It is called making an ass out yourself.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"UH-OH...

Someone spilled cooking oil!!!"

 

[Kevin]

When the tough get going... just stop...

 

[BriGuy]

Data: Doctor, I do not understand. Why are we required to run like this?

Crusher: It was this, or a sonic shower scene in our underwear.

Data: Then why are you not wearing a bra?

Crusher: Shut up, Data.

 

[cooleddie74]

On your marks...

Get set...

HAM IT UP LIKE DORKS!!!

 

[Starbreaker]

Gates: I swear, you do one David Bowie movie, and they never let you forget it.

 

[tafkats]

"Run, Data! If we hurry, we can still get out of this episode with our dignity intact!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Bev: "Who the hell waxed these floors with chicken grease?"

 

[cooleddie74]

(*Dinner bell in mess hall rings*)

DATA AND BEVERLY TOGETHER:"Meatloaf!!!!!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Scatta said:

Always ready to jump on the latest bandwagon, Paramount prepares to launch a new spin-off: "Dancing With the Star Treks."

Announcer: "And now for the judge's scores. Carrie Ann Inaba..."

Carrie: "2."

Crowd: "Boo!"

Announcer: "Len Goodman."

Len: "1."

Crowd: "Boooooooooooooo!"

Announcer: "Bruno Tonioli."

Bruno: "-8."

Crowd: "Booooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

 

[DBR]

On the set for the movie Dirty Dancing VIII...

 

[galleywest]

*du-duh du-duh dun dun*

We are your singing telegram!
We're hurtling through stars
but we'll sing you a few bars!
So, even if we're in a jam--
We'd like to say to you:
Happy birthday through and through!