Time for another round of T'Bonzold age jokes!

[Jayson]

It's been awhile and it is really unfair for T'Bonz to have to endure so much time without having people make old age jokes at her expense. We must do this for her.

Anyways I am not saying T'Bonz is old but I heard she drives 15 mph everytime she passes a nursing home because she thinks it's a school zone. "drum roll"

I kid I kid but do you know how old people shrink when they get older. I am not saying this makes T'Bonz old but I heard she needed a ladder toget Verne Troyer'sauthograph. "Zing"


Anyways let's be serious now. I heard T'Bonz went and paid her respects last week at some cave drawings. Aparenlty most cave drawings were actually old age jokes cavemen use to make about T'Bonz and she knew those cavemen,personally. "Bing Zo"


Jason

 

[Crusher Disciple]

*grabs popcorn*

Nothing good can come of this.

 

[JAG]

sits next to CD, grabs some popcorn.

 

[Squiggy]

I predict nothing but a long life for this thread.

 

[Guartho]

We shouldn't pick on T'Bonz, especially considering her unique contribution to Trek.

I heard that there were some kids down the street that used to play in her yard all the time. After about the 1701st time she shouted "GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS," she finally told the little ringleader, a boy named Gene, that he should do something constructive like write those Buck Rogers outer space stories.

 

[Captain X]

It's been awhile and it is really unfair for T'Bonz to have to endure so much time without having people make old age jokes at her expense. We must do this for her.

Anyways I am not saying T'Bonz is old but I heard she drives 15 mph everytime she passes a nursing home because she thinks it's a school zone. "drum roll"

I kid I kid but do you know how old people shrink when they get older. I am not saying this makes T'Bonz old but I heard she needed a ladder toget Verne Troyer'sauthograph. "Zing"


Anyways let's be serious now. I heard T'Bonz went and paid her respects last week at some cave drawings. Aparenlty most cave drawings were actually old age jokes cavemen use to make about T'Bonz and she knew those cavemen,personally. "Bing Zo"


Jason

I predict her response will be:

 

[trampledamage]

We shouldn't pick on T'Bonz, especially considering her unique contribution to Trek.

I heard that there were some kids down the street that used to play in her yard all the time. After about the 1701st time she shouted "GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS," she finally told the little ringleader, a boy named Gene, that he should do something constructive like write those Buck Rogers outer space stories.

Very cool!

 

[Mallory]

The last time I joked about T'Bonz dancing around the monolith my name was changed something unpleasant. I think I'll sit this round out.

 

[Trippy]

The redshirt is wise

 

[Kira's Mom]

[Yoda]End well, this will not.[/Yoda]

 

[Lookingglassman]

How old is T'Bonz for real? She dont look no older than me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How old is T'Bonz for real? She dont look no older than me.

So what were the 1890s like in person?

 

[Mallory]

How old is T'Bonz for real? She dont look no older than me.

So what were the 1890s like in person?

1890's BC.

 

[Squiggy]

Zinga!

 

[Kira's Mom]

How old is T'Bonz for real? She dont look no older than me.

So what were the 1890s like in person?

1890's BC.

Been nice knowin' ya, Mallory...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

The last time I joked about T'Bonz dancing around the monolith

So there's no truth to the rumor that when Bonz was born, the Dead Sea was just then getting sick? Ba-dump-bump!

 

[Gertch]

It's been like 5 hours. The longer the kettle simmers the bigger the explosion. Everybody run!

 

[Kira's Mom]

The last time I joked about T'Bonz dancing around the monolith

So there's no truth to the rumor that when Bonz was born, the Dead Sea was just then getting sick? Ba-dump-bump!

She baby-sat Abraham. *ducks*

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Bonz saw the Big Bang and said "Meh. Seen it."

 

[Guartho]

^ Bonz saw the Big Bang and said "excuse me."