Thread title mashup

[the 4th hanson bro]

It's been quite a while since we've had one of these and there are too many good opportunities to pass up.

Take bits of current thread titles from misc and mash them up into a new topic.

For example:

Sex offer from my wife.

Boredom + my penis + strip club = a love letter.

What have you got?

 

[SPOCKED]

I absolutely hate STRESS so I went to my penis

 

[cultcross]

Sex offer from student - my wife reads this forum... I'm an idiot.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

I blew up my penis.

You regret NOT doing my wife?

Well, I'm a large woman.

Porn sting goes to the dogs - a beautiful poodle has been rescued.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

I absolutely hate STRESS so I went to my penis

Sex offer from student - I absolutely hate my penis

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Do you keep track of my wife?

My Penis Show Today

I'm an idiot, I wanna go to a Baseball Game *ducks and runs*

 

[Plecostomus]

I finally named my wife...

Do you keep track of my penis?

I blew up my wife...

I absolutely hate my wife swinging... ()

Sex offer from student: Loving a large woman

....This is fun.
http://trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=86424

 

[SPOCKED]

Most icky sex thing you ever written in a love letter

 

[judge alba]

a large woman named my penis

 

[Canadave]

Sex offer from my penis

 

[ManOnTheWave]

My God, it's full of PENIS

Adoption--Your Latest Purchases

Is There a Large Woman You Regret Not Doing?

Stalkin' My Penis-- New Students Check In

I Finally Named My Penis...Let's See, Um YOU

So, I got Promoted. Can Has More Women in Strip Clubs, Adult Magazines, Adult Movies

Are You Annoyed Because It's Red Hulk, Or Just The Name Change In General

Gandalf vs YODA vs Joss Whedon

XI Ricky Gervais...Where Is Your Butt?

Ricky Gervais...Sexier Than Kirk????????????????

Lawrence Of Arabia - Queen Of Chic Flicks

 

[Koinek]

I blew up my adoption purchases

My wife named my penis - man's best friend

So...I got promoted. How does it affect you?

 

[Aragorn]

New Orleans Auto Show sex offer from interracial or diverse old women who blew my penis, so... I got promoted.

 

[Snow]

My grill - Truly Man's Best Friend

Well I'm an idiot - I finally named my penis.

 

[Trippy]

My wife reads this forum and adult magazines

I named my penis STRESS

I blew up my grill, well, I'm an idiot

 

[thestrangequark]

Porn sting goes to the dogs - a beautiful poodle has been rescued.

That's perfect!

 

[RJDiogenes]

I absolutely hate Thread Title Mashup.

Anybody know anything about cross-breeding chocolate milk and Mountain Dew?

My penis is falling out.

My Mini City = more women in strip clubs, adult magazines, adult movies.

Have you ever had somebody prove or disprove I blew up my mini city?

Long Distance Relationships - Truly Man's Best Friend.

 

[Kira's Mom]

Thanks for this thread, bro. I had a crappy night and needed a laugh.

 

[Aragorn]

Sex offer from interracial large woman named Jack Bauer at New Orleans Auto Show bathroom stall for $140,000,000.

 

[AstroSmurf]

Internet Explorer vs. Beautiful Poodle

or

Internet Explorer vs. My Penis

or

Internet Explorer goes up in smoke in the California Desert



Since I have had so much trouble with IE over the years, I think these are only fitting.