Thought Showgirls was bad? How about a sequel?
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Everyone's thinking it I'm just askin' it: Will it be in 3-D?!
Heck. We're gettin' Wall Street 2! Since when have we been waiting for Showgirls: The Return? Is Elizabeth Berkley in it?
I was gonna see the first one when it came out being that it was the only NC 17 movie to hit mainstream, and it was the hip thing to do. Everyone at school was gonna see it (I was a sophomore at the time), that's how I heard about it. Too bad the weekend that it came out, it wasn't playing anywhere in my state!
I remember thinking: Well, all that publicity, hype and worry for nothing! Then it came on HBO. I think I got through the first 20 minutes or so before I got bored. I am so glad I didn't (technically) pay to see that.
So what's with the Exorcist music?
/\It's funny, I had the Resident Evil Blu Ray playing, and the music from this trailer sounded scarier than the RE Blu Menu score!
Ah that's just some college thing, or an independent film cashing in on the name. For all intents and purposes it's no different than all those homemade Harry Potter movies on YouTube. I thought this was actually a studio-made sequel to Showgirls. Considering how even MGM is promoting the original as a camp classic, the idea of doing a sequel isn't an impossibility. After all there have been 47 American Pie movies. But this ain't it.
Nice dumbbells, though. Erm.
Alex
Nice dumbbells, though. Erm.
Alex
Actually There really is a sequel and this is a legit trailer for it.
About five months ago, we learned that writer/director Marc Vorlander was developing a sequel to "Showgirls," which will focus on model/actress Rena Riffell who was a minor character in the original.
Well... A restricted trailer for "Showgirls 2: The Return" has now appeared online, making the first film look like an Oscar winner. There is tons of nudity mixed in with random shots of random things.
In the movie, the brother of a stripper, who died from a dose of contaminated cocaine, comes to Frankfurt to find the people responsible and to get revenge. The film is working with a $25 million budget. Clearly most of the money was spent on cocaine.
Well... A restricted trailer for "Showgirls 2: The Return" has now appeared online, making the first film look like an Oscar winner. There is tons of nudity mixed in with random shots of random things.
In the movie, the brother of a stripper, who died from a dose of contaminated cocaine, comes to Frankfurt to find the people responsible and to get revenge. The film is working with a $25 million budget. Clearly most of the money was spent on cocaine.
Showgirls: The Return -- really?
How about these instead:
Showgirls: Come Again
Showgirls: Voyage to the Bottom of the Toilet
Showgirls: Dumb Belles with Dumbbells
Showgirls: Asses, Tits, Really Bad Acting and Unconvincing Violence
How about these instead:
Showgirls: Come Again
Showgirls: Voyage to the Bottom of the Toilet
Showgirls: Dumb Belles with Dumbbells
Showgirls: Asses, Tits, Really Bad Acting and Unconvincing Violence
MeanJoePhaser
Admiral
Showgirls: Show Me Your Tits
Showgirls 2 Fast, 2 Bi-Curious
Showgirls 2 Fast, 2 Bi-Curious
"This time it's personals!"
Showgirls 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Wow...that DOES make the first movie look like Oscar worthy material!
Well, I certainly didn't watch Showgirls for the plot 
I'd go along with this. I actually think he's a talented guy, and probably a bit twisted too. I certainly think he knows what he's doing and why. You only have to look at stuff like Robocop, Total Recall and Starship Troopers to see his subversive sense of humour. Apply the same filter to Showgirls and it's not half bad. Not good, but not half bad. It's designed to be appallingly bad. If anything, it's biggest problem is that it isn't quite bad enough in certain places.
Showgirls: Exposed
Showgirls: Exposed (2010)
aka "Showgirls: The Return" - USA (working title)
After the jump, see if you can withstand all four minutes of Marc Vorlander's endurance test ...via Twitch
Not even remotely safe for workplace viewing, you can check it out below.
My Eyes Can Stand No More Than Four Minutes Of Marc Vorlander's SHOWGIRLS: EXPOSED.
Why is There a Meteor in the New 'Showgirls 2' Trailer?
Jun 7th 2010
That looks so awful. Why bother with a 4 minute promo clip when 30 seconds could have done the same thing, or else try to fool the audience with a real trailer.
Showgirls: Exposed (2010)
aka "Showgirls: The Return" - USA (working title)
After the jump, see if you can withstand all four minutes of Marc Vorlander's endurance test ...via Twitch
Not even remotely safe for workplace viewing, you can check it out below.
My Eyes Can Stand No More Than Four Minutes Of Marc Vorlander's SHOWGIRLS: EXPOSED.
Why is There a Meteor in the New 'Showgirls 2' Trailer?
Jun 7th 2010
http://www.cinematical.com/2010/06/07/why-is-there-a-meteor-in-the-new-showgirls-2-trailer/
That looks so awful. Why bother with a 4 minute promo clip when 30 seconds could have done the same thing, or else try to fool the audience with a real trailer.
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