Things we've learned from "Doctor Who"

[The Borgified Corpse]

What sorts of lessons have we learned from watching Doctor Who & its spin-offs?

First off, I've learned that, if a company is giving its product away for free, no strings attached, it's probably a front for an alien invasion. (The Monster energy drink people just came by my office. I'm scared now.)

What else have we learned?

 

[Chris3123]

On December 25th, make sure you stay the hell away from London.

If you see a blue Police Box, there bound to be dangerous aliens nearby. And vice versa.

Cardiff is much more exciting than everyone thinks.

 

[DanTheGrey]

The Universe is populated with infinite gravel pits that all somehow look like Dorset.

Jelly Babies are an acceptable means of first contact.

Guns aren't required for every situation.

 

[wamdue]

that all alien invasions no might how brutal and large scale will be forgotten about by next week?

 

[Samurai8472]

Britain is great, the rest of the world is full of stereotypes and gun toting Americans

Watch out for the weeping Angels

Elected officials who are loved by(vote saxon) everyone has secretly imprinted(vote saxon) a repeating sound in everyone's cell(vote saxon)phones

 

[wamdue]

there is usually a base of a top secret organisation or alien invasion force, beneath a major London landmark

anyone with internet access can hijack tridents nuclear missiles and used them to blow up 10 Downing Street and it will never be traced back to them.

the 21st century is when it all changes, and you've gotta be ready

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Chan clothing designers will go out of business due to the current reccession, and no new clothing will be manufactured. People a thousand, a million, or a trillion years in the future will all wear clothing manufactured in the early 21st Century tho.

Chan every planet has a North tho.

Chan lone Daleks stranded on an alien world awaiting orders are too stupid to notice that when other Daleks invade that world every year tho.

Chan your mother is a horrible shrew. Your father is absent from your life. There are NO exceptions tho.

Chan don't forget to put your shields up before dematerializing your TARDIS tho.

This sentence is obscene.

 

[davejames]

That all you have to do is smile and look like you belong somewhere, and people won't bother you (or notice the color of your skin).

That a black leather jacket or brown trenchcoat is suitable attire in any century.

 

[The Borg Queen]

Time isn't a linear progression from cause to effect, it's more a ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

 

[Peacemaker]

Just act like you own the place. (Seriously, this one really works).

Never trust anything plastic. It may eat you!

What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish sometimes?

Frilly shirts, white hair, and vintage cars are chick magnets.

When in doubt...reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.

 

[ITL]

DO NOT - repeat - DO NOT attempt to have naughty sexy-time with young nubile companions. Even if they want you to.

 

[Andrew_Kearley]

You can survive a nearby nuclear explosion by crouching behind a convenient vehicle.

 

[Cky]

You can also survive a nuclear explosion by hiding in a led lined fridge... Wait no, that was Speilberg fucking up Indiana Jones, my bad.

 

[The Mirrorball Man]

You can also survive a nuclear explosion by hiding in a led lined fridge... Wait no, that was Spielberg fucking up Indiana Jones, my bad.

I still don't understand what's supposed to be wrong with that.

 

[Starkers]

You can also survive a nuclear explosion by hiding in a led lined fridge... Wait no, that was Spielberg fucking up Indiana Jones, my bad.

I still don't understand what's supposed to be wrong with that.

Yeah frankly if you accept the power of God from some broken tablets melting Nazis and Aliens then surely you have to accept this as well?!??

 

[Icemizer]

All ancient Earth artifacts have alien origins.

Keep all your books in a brightly lit place with no shadows.

Dont touch the green goo at the drilling rig.

 

[bismarck_1892]

All aliens speak English.

 

[wamdue]

All aliens speak English.

that is the TARDIS

 

[ArgentomaximusI]

The bible describes the powers of the Ark quite well. Just like the movie said.

 

[John Picard]

I've learned that my toolbox sorely needs a sonic screwdriver. Those things are amazing.