When you get a huge run in your (brand new) nylons early in the day (caused by stupid office furniture
) and you have to go through the rest of the day like that, hoping no one notices (but it's so obvious that you know that they do...
).
What kind of furniture does that? Do you have a bed of nails there or something?

If furniture can do that to your pantyhose, can't it do the same to your skin? Maybe a tetanus shot is in order.