Could be worse could be something along the lines of
"You have a bigly text message, it's the most important text message ever."
But what ever happened to just a simple beep or two or for us Trek Fans, the hailing frequency tone from TNG.
Exactly. For a while there, I used the "Kimmunicator" (from Kim Possible) sound for text messages. That ended long ago when, while at the airport standing on line to get on my plane, the notification sounded and a nearby group of young girls headed to a soccer tournament somewhere started asking each other "Who has the Kim Possible sound on their phone???"