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Things that frustrate us all

Today’s minor frustration: Lifestyle TV shows. I like watching cookery shows because I like cooking and I love food, but why do they have to be so bloody rustic these days. When they serve that beautiful food on a bit of old wood or piece of slate, I just feel so inadequate with my matching china plates and cutlery.

And then they (who are they?) all get together to eat in a garden lit by bees wax tee lights strung up in old jars.

F’cough.
 
My "argh" of the day is the one phenomenon that's most complained about: the weather.
It's so unbearably hot here today that I'm soaking wet just from typing a few lines.
This drought simply isn't normal. Ever since April the weather has been like in August and we haven't had a single drop of rain in 3 months.
I tried to dig out a few raspberry shots that escaped their bed and to replant them within it - no chance: the soil is as hard as concrete. Birds die because there aren't enough insects to feed them and I have seen a total of 4 (!) butterfiles all year. Even the tomatos - sun adorers if ever there were any - throw off their blossoms.
I had all the doors and windows in my apartment open all night and this morning the temperature in my bedroom was 27°C. At my office the temperature is 29° and it's not yet noon. Thank heavens that tomorrow I must drive up to the mountains to sample a few streams there. It'll be a few degrees cooler up there.
 
When somebody asks me about my current fitness-oriented nutrition and exercise routine, and I explain it, and then they follow up by asking something like "Isn't that bad for you?" or "Isn't that hard on the body?" right as they are about to chow down on two bags full of fast food and wash it all down with a big cup of soda while spending the whole day on the couch playing video games. :rolleyes:

Kor
 
When somebody asks me about my current fitness-oriented nutrition and exercise routine, and I explain it, and then they follow up by asking something like "Isn't that bad for you?" or "Isn't that hard on the body?" right as they are about to chow down on two bags full of fast food and wash it all down with a big cup of soda while spending the whole day on the couch playing video games. :rolleyes:

Kor

They're digging their own graves with their teeth...
 
The unnecessarily long time delay between picking up the dish that you’d previously removed from the oven not two minutes ago, and identifying the cause of the pain.
 
When you go to take a drink of your coffee, and there's a dead bug floating in it. :(

I know that one.

Worse was accidentally taking a swig of beer from the can you’d used an ash tray. Haven’t smoked for ten years, but you never lose that taste.
 
Of the many, this is my worst:
When you're working with a small part of some thing/object and you manage to drop it...
and upon falling, that little part manages to catapult itself magically to some hidden crevice or alcove somewhere nearby that sends you in a fit of frustration trying to find it.

The second part of this is when you keep looking for that part and cannot find it, and start to feel like there must have been a small rip in the space-time continuum that happened at "just the right moment" to essentially whisk that part away from your reality, never to be found again. Sometimes I have literally "lost" an item that dropped nearby, and even after moving furniture and anything else resting on the floor, it would not be found. In some cases, it would turn up later as the tiny item somehow bounced in just the right way that it landed into something where it would remain completely out of view.


Just to give you the idea of the probabilities I seem to attract for losing things:
In one case, it was a screw for a watch case. The tiny little screw rolled off the desk and bounced on the hard wood floor, rolling into "the netherworld." I didn't find it and eventually had to source a replacement. But months later, I found it. It had wedged itself into the tiny space of a book binding, among a small stack of books resting nearby. When I moved the stack of books it didn't come out. Somehow there was a tiny thread in the gap that the screw "hooked" onto. It wasn't until I picked up the book and held it vertically when that little screw fell out, onto my desk.
Another perplexing one was after turning over and moving so many things nearby, even emptying the waste basket carefully and finding nothing. What actually happened was the little part had bounced amazingly into the narrow gap between my foot and the shoe. My sock was thick enough and the part lying just the right way that I didn't feel it. Even when walking around the house. It wasn't until I took off the shoe that the little item shifted on the inner sole such that it would be in the right position so that the next day when I put the shoe on I felt "something" on the underside of my heel.

This kind of incredible seriously small chance of happening situation happens to me a lot. After enough times, I've had to take precautions to "contain" and help prevent this from happening. But, it's not perfect. One day I was cleaning out the cap of a fountain pen that I have. It uses a tiny spring in the clip to give it "spring tension". I'd taken off the clip to do a thorough cleaning on the stainless steel surface beneath it. Upon putting the clip back into place, I had to compress the spring while sliding it into the grooves of the cap. I did this in the bathroom, over the sink with the drain closed. But all of the sudden, *PAH-JING!" The spring escaped the compression and launched. I heard a little sound, but had trouble pinpointing it. I looked everywhere. NOTHING. The little spring could not be found. Not under the vanity. Not in the bathtub. Not on the shelves. Not in the little stack of items nearby. Not on the terrycloth bathmat. Gone. But, I found it... later. What happened was it attached itself to the bathmat in such a way that it wasn't plainly visible and didn't shake loose when I jiggled it. It wasn't until a month later, I got lucky. I was going to wash the bathmat and manipulated it just the right way that I felt something on it. I thought it was some debris stuck to it, only to discover it was that pesky little screw like a bug snug in a rug.

That's the kind of "can't find it" shit that happens to me more times than I care to mention.
 
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When some nut calls you on the phone and asks for some woman you don't know and don't believe you when you tell him that he dialed a wrong number. He calls you three times the same day and only stops when you threaten to call the police. (his number wasn't even masked!!!).
 
When there’s a two hour rain delay, then the grounds crew take the tarp off and spend 25 minutes prepping the field...AND THEY PUT THE FUCKING TARP BACK ON. :brickwall:
 
Smoke in elevators
The flatulence of the damned in elevators
The fumes of neglected personal hygiene in elevators
Other people’s kids in elevators
 
When people write "alot" instead of "a lot," or "defiantly" when they actually mean "definitely." :angryrazz:

Kor

A couple more word mix-ups I saw recently:
"Amnesty" instead of "animosity." Big difference there!
And "apart" instead of "a part."

Kor
 
A couple more word mix-ups I saw recently:
"Amnesty" instead of "animosity." Big difference there!
And "apart" instead of "a part."

Kor

A lot of it is down to auto correct. The number of times I’ve sent the wrong words in messages that looked correct when I pressed send is ridiculous.
 
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