Theoretical Santa list... of yours?

[think]

Mine first!

1. A new body for me
2. real morals in the world-leading to
3. World Peace
4. Deep and meaningful conversions
5. A better way to live life.
6. Change, voted for it now I want it.
7. Real Religions that have ...
8. More productive work ethics all around
9. A new Bike.
10. more time at the end of the day.
11. One love
12. a true love

 

[Admiral Shran]

1. Sex on demand.
2. Sex on demand.
3. Sex on demand.
4. Sex on demand.
5. Sex on demand.
6. Sex on demand.
7. Sex on demand.
8. Sex on demand.
9. Sex on demand.
10. Sex on demand.

 

[Squiggy]

If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it.

Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize!

Here we go.

First, the sex thing. We go with that.
Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids.

Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish.

And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.

 

[Finn]

1. Sex on demand.
2. Sex on demand.
3. Sex on demand.
4. Sex on demand.
5. Sex on demand.
6. Sex on demand.
7. Sex on demand.
8. Sex on demand.
9. Sex on demand.
10. Sex on demand.

Best sex is the unexpected and spontaneous ones

 

[Admiral Shran]

Sex on demand is better than no sex.

 

[think]

ahhhh sex on demand but ... does what does the other hand do while the first hand is sexing it up with your sex.. organ..?

peace for now is not too hard... but let the children sing yes I like that. (just don't tell them that Santa lives in outer space...)

oh and unexpected other hand sex is never the same as first hand sex LOL

(beats dead horse with whips and chains)

 

[Admiral Shran]

Okay, haha.

My revised list....

1. Sex on demand with a woman.
2. Sex on demand with a woman.
3. Sex on demand with a woman.
4. Sex on demand with a woman.
5. Sex on demand with a woman.
6. Sex on demand with a woman.
7. Sex on demand with a woman.
8. Sex on demand with a woman.
9. Sex on demand with a woman.
10. Sex on demand with a woman.

 

[think]

http://weirdspy.com/a-profoundly-ugly-woman/

anyway: how does commercialism fit into capitalism or Marxism for that matter?

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGslOczLL5A[/yt]

good woman talk in this dead video... need a woman..

has this thread just become corrupt a Santa wish or what?

I wish Santa would give me immortality or something close?

Granted but you live a long time as the only last man immortal ..

 

[BillJ]

Okay, haha.

My revised list....

1. Sex on demand with a woman.
2. Sex on demand with a woman.
3. Sex on demand with a woman.
4. Sex on demand with a woman.
5. Sex on demand with a woman.
6. Sex on demand with a woman.
7. Sex on demand with a woman.
8. Sex on demand with a woman.
9. Sex on demand with a woman.
10. Sex on demand with a woman.

You might find that masturbating is more satisfying and cheaper! So be careful what you wish for...

 

[JarodRussell]

1. Sex on demand.
2. Sex on demand.
3. Sex on demand.
4. Sex on demand.
5. Sex on demand.
6. Sex on demand.
7. Sex on demand.
8. Sex on demand.
9. Sex on demand.
10. Sex on demand.

You know there's actually a service for that.

 

[RoJoHen]

1. Sex on demand.
2. Sex on demand.
3. Sex on demand.
4. Sex on demand.
5. Sex on demand.
6. Sex on demand.
7. Sex on demand.
8. Sex on demand.
9. Sex on demand.
10. Sex on demand.

You know there's actually a service for that.

I'm waiting for the price to go down.

 

[JarodRussell]

1. Sex on demand.
2. Sex on demand.
3. Sex on demand.
4. Sex on demand.
5. Sex on demand.
6. Sex on demand.
7. Sex on demand.
8. Sex on demand.
9. Sex on demand.
10. Sex on demand.

You know there's actually a service for that.

I'm waiting for the price to go down.

In think price equals quality in that sector.

 

[RoJoHen]

You know there's actually a service for that.

I'm waiting for the price to go down.

In think price equals quality in that sector.

Well, in that case, I'm waiting for the new models to come out so that I can get a used one for cheap.

 

[Holdfast]

I'm waiting for the price to go down.

In think price equals quality in that sector.

Well, in that case, I'm waiting for the new models to come out so that I can get a used one for cheap.

You know what it's like buying used anything though; all the parts are loose, and maintenance costs are through the roof....

 

[RoJoHen]

In think price equals quality in that sector.

Well, in that case, I'm waiting for the new models to come out so that I can get a used one for cheap.

You know what it's like buying used anything though; all the parts are loose, and maintenance costs are through the roof....

You can usually just give things like that a good whack if they ever start acting up.

 

[auntiehill]

I would like a new wardrobe from Coldwater Creek
I would like to a have cat, so I can have some company in the house
I would like to be in better health
I would like to have hair that didn't look like a fright wig.
I would like a raise in pay
I would like to have sex on regular basis
I would like to travel to the East coast or Europe.
I would like to not hear another damn word about next year's election until the thing is actually over.

 

[C. Cole-Chakotay]

I would like to have more money so I can pay my mortgage off.
I would like to have a larger condo so I could devote one room for my books/office and another room for my critters - 3 guinea pigs and 2 gerbils.
A brand new car.
Happiness.
Better health.
Selling my present home so I can move South.
A cure for leukemia for my niece.
My piano tuned and fixed after I move South.

 

[An Officer]

I would like to perfect my faith.
I would like to be able to build wells for those without free and clean drinking water.
I would like to meet like-minded friends to do similar projects to the above.
I would like a Mustang to give to my dearest.
My own personal wholistic physician (I'd lone him/her out to friends and family).
I would like to take my brother on a tour of all the world heritage sites.
I would like a spare bedroom and a garage please.
A white fluffy pony for my sister.
Shopping trip to Dubai for my mum.
I would like more camera equipment.

 

[JarodRussell]

I would like to have more money so I can pay my mortgage off.
I would like to have a larger condo so I could devote one room for my books/office and another room for my critters - 3 guinea pigs and 2 gerbils.
A brand new car.
Happiness.
Better health.
Selling my present home so I can move South.
A cure for leukemia for my niece.
My piano tuned and fixed after I move South.

That might open a can of worms... but is this an ordered list?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

A Sarah Lund jumper would be somewhere on that list.
Failing that, I would wish for the skills to create my own Sarah Lund jumper.
And a Dukla Prague away kit.