Twilight (*****)
Wow, Mike Sussman has done it again!!! He threw every thing he had into this episode; Earth blowed up real good, T'Pol grew a ponytail, Archer developed space-Alzheimer's, Travis died and nobody cared, Enterprise became the Battlestar Galactica, Archer built his house on the site of Khan's future rosebushes, MU Reed came for a visit, T'Pol wanted to do the twisty-twisty-shake with Archer, Trip, Hoshi and MU Reed got sucked into space, Phlox fell very slowly and died, T'Pol was shot and died, Archer was shot twice and refused to die, Enterprise blowed up real good... and I'm not even making this shit up as I usually do!
Mike Sussman has clearly shown that he doesn't need Phyllis Strong's unique blend of coffee to keep him going, this episode was a knockout. Good work, Mike. 
I'm being serious on this one.
This was a very absurd, very OTT, yet very good episode. I also think that this episode is essential for the Xindi arc to work; we already know that Earth isn't going to be destroyed because of 628 episodes and 10 movies, so seeing Earth actually be destroyed is important to buy into the notion that Earth really is in danger. At least is was for me, up until this point I still felt the Xindi arc was a bit weird and pointless, but this is the episode that allowed me to buy into it all.
Then there's Archer's plight, an interesting sci-fi device of its own. I can't imagine what it must be like to live a life unable to develop new long-term memories, but it must be extremely emotionally damaging, and T'Pol has to have a tremendous strength of will to stick with him for 12 years. I often feared during the early seasons that the writers were pushing these two characters together, but I don't mind it happening in this episode because they're no longer captain and subordinate, plus, it makes sense.
The action scenes at the end are the best that Enterprise has done up until this point, and even though it is a reset-button ending I don't mind it because they announced it was going reset-button when they blew up Earth in the first scene. So there's no double standard here.
Archer Abuse: 22
(And I didn't include a single joke about how dreamy Rob Pattinson is.)
Wow, Mike Sussman has done it again!!! He threw every thing he had into this episode; Earth blowed up real good, T'Pol grew a ponytail, Archer developed space-Alzheimer's, Travis died and nobody cared, Enterprise became the Battlestar Galactica, Archer built his house on the site of Khan's future rosebushes, MU Reed came for a visit, T'Pol wanted to do the twisty-twisty-shake with Archer, Trip, Hoshi and MU Reed got sucked into space, Phlox fell very slowly and died, T'Pol was shot and died, Archer was shot twice and refused to die, Enterprise blowed up real good... and I'm not even making this shit up as I usually do!


I'm being serious on this one.

Then there's Archer's plight, an interesting sci-fi device of its own. I can't imagine what it must be like to live a life unable to develop new long-term memories, but it must be extremely emotionally damaging, and T'Pol has to have a tremendous strength of will to stick with him for 12 years. I often feared during the early seasons that the writers were pushing these two characters together, but I don't mind it happening in this episode because they're no longer captain and subordinate, plus, it makes sense.
The action scenes at the end are the best that Enterprise has done up until this point, and even though it is a reset-button ending I don't mind it because they announced it was going reset-button when they blew up Earth in the first scene. So there's no double standard here.

Archer Abuse: 22
(And I didn't include a single joke about how dreamy Rob Pattinson is.)