Season 3 Review
So here I am, I've just watched the Xindi arc for the first time since it aired, was it better or worse this time around? I present graph number 1:
The blue line is fairly clear here, an uneven season in the first half and the quality in the second half was better sustained, this is backed up with the trendline which strongly indicates that the second half of the season was better than the first. The average score for the season? 5.833. My favourite season of Enterprise thus far? Easily. Better than every season of Voyager? No. Voyager's first season beat it by 1 point, if
Zero Hour hadn't included the space fascist twist this season would have beaten Voyager's 5.867. That's why I had trouble deciding if
Zero Hour should score a 6 or a 7, because I wanted this season to beat Voyager's first and officially be my favourite (until DS9), but I couldn't bring myself to cheat the scores like that.
However, my score for Voyager's first season is based off the 15 episodes on the DVD rather than the actual production season of 19 episodes, and that scored an average of 5.474. So there you have it, Enterprise season 3 is currently my favourite and second favourite season of Trek (that I've reviewed) at the same time. It's the Schroedinger's cat of Star Trek.
This graph is almost a mirror image of season 2's graph; flat but skewed to the higher end of the scores, with 7 being the most common score of the season. While this episode did bring the show another 0 score episode it also is the first season I've reviewed to get two 10s, and to make things even better it has two 9s as well. That means there was 4 episodes this season which I considered absolute classics of Trek (
Twilight, Azati Prime, Damage, Countdown), and to put that into context Voyager only managed 8 in its entire 7 year run.
Seven episodes this season were below average, three were average and fourteen were above average.
Best episode:
Damage
Worst episode:
Extinction
The Writers
One new writer this season, his name is Manny Coto, I believe many of you know him already as a messiah.
The best writing duo from last season split up this year and, even though he wrote more good episodes, Mike Sussman was pipped to the post by Phyllis Strong; she scored 7.5 from two episodes while he scored 7 from four episodes. Coto had an uneven start but had a strong finish to the season to earn third place with a score of 6.2 from his five episodes, while Chris Black redeemed himself this season by writing more episodes than anyone else and scoring 6.167. B&B only wrote three episodes this season to score 6, David Goodman wrote two to score 4.5, but Andre Bormanis had trouble recovering his score from
Extinction and he only scored 4 from his three episodes.
After three years of hard work (and one year on Voyager), Mike Sussman splits with Phyllis Strong and has a chance to become the best writer on the show.
Extinction ensures the fall of Bormanis, he overtakes Fred Dekker,
Anomaly and
Twilight see him pull ahead of Strong... and then Manny Coto comes along and pips him to the post again!

Sussman's average comes up to 5.714, but Coto's score of 6.2 this season still beats him. Strong leaves the show with a strong score (no pun intended) of 5.583, B&B move up to 5.312 with only one episode to go (the one I'm not allowed to name around these parts), Bormanis drops below the series average to 5.143, and Chris Black makes a valient effort to rescue his score but only manages 4.923. David A Goodman managed to pull himself up a little to a score of 4, but he still leaves the show as my least favourite writer.
What Would TheGodBen Do?
The year is 2003. Braga gives a speech at a convention and hints at an idea he and Berman are having for the finale. Their remains are never found. UPN needs somebody new to take the reigns of Enterprise as they head into this exciting new season, so they hire an unknown, inexperienced Irish guy. What would I have done differently?
Not a lot.
Okay, that's not true, this season is good but it is far from being perfect. It's quite obvious that the biggest problem I have had this season is the filler episodes which don't add anything to the Xindi plot or are only vaguely connected to it, so I'm curious how the season would score if I removed them. These are the episodes I'm removing:
Extinction
North Star
Similitude
Chosen Realm
Doctor's Orders
E²
The average score goes from 5.833 to 6.889, which is a very good score considering how toughly I grade episodes. You can't just remove these episodes, UPN wanted more than 18 episodes, so the season needs some sort of sub-plot to fill these hours better. You already have the Xindi/Spheres story, and they included the Trip/T'Pol/Trellium sub-plot (so you can add back in Similitude and E²) but you've still got episodes like
Extinction to get rid of.
I mentioned one of my ideas before; bring Shran and the Andorians in for a few episodes rather than just the one. This could have been used as the start of joint fleet operations between Earth and Andor and it could have had big consequences between humans, Vulcans and Andorians once the Xindi mission was over. Besides, it would have given us more Shran, and couldn't we all do with a little more Shran in our lives? Another idea I have is to set at least one episode on Earth focusing on Admiral Forrest, Soval and a few others so that we could get a sense of how the people of Earth are preparing for the possibility of their annihilation once the construction of the Xindi weapon had been confirmed. It would been a huge departure for Star Trek to do an episode like that, but it would certainly have been interesting to see the mood on Earth as well as any possible evacuation plans.
A main character should have died, either in the attack in
Azati Prime or in the final trio of episodes. The obvious choice here is Travis since he's a do-nothing-say-little character, which is why I wouldn't choose him. Hoshi is the next choice, but I'd prefer it if she chose to leave Starfleet after her experience of being tortured by the Reptilians, which would probably be controversial, but I think it makes sense. So I'd choose to kill off Reed, not because I don't like him, I like him a lot and that way I'd care about his death. Instead of Hayes dying at the end of the season Reed dies and Hayes takes his place. It makes sense to me.
Statistics
Disappearing Aliens: 29 +11
Archer Abuse: 27 +9
Captain Redshirt: 30 +10
Transporter: 12 +6
Nipples Ahoy!: 16 +5
Season 1 Average: 5.16
Season 2 Average: 4.615
Season 3 Average: 5.833
Overall Average: 5.187
Voyager Average After 3 Seasons: 4.791
In Summation
While Voyager's third season was its worst, and led the show in completely the wrong direction, Enterprise learned that lesson and went the other way. This season is arguably a pointless diversion that took Enterprise away from its true potential, the beginnings of the UFP and the Romulan war, but it was an enjoyable diversion which showed what these writers, actors and the entire production team are capable of. It certainly piqued my flagging interest in the show and convinced me to come back again the following year when I was promised the show was finally going to deal with the issues it should have been all along. So, lets see what I think of season 4, shall we?
EDIT: Contrary to that last line I'm actually going to take a break for a few days because I have many exams over the following week. Hopefully things will be up and running again before Christmas.