The worst internet posters: Ain't It Cool News, IMDB or YouTube?

[Aragorn]

I always thought it was a toss-up between Ain't It Cool News and the Internet Movie Database for the bottom-of-the-barrel festering of disease and filth passing themselves off as people. I could be wrong, but I think AICN forums go unmonitored. You can get banned at IMDB and your posts deleted, but there's nothing stopping you from just creating a new screen name and continuing the rampage.

But after doing some recent looking around on YouTube, I definitely have to add their posters into the mix, especially ones that are seemingly on there 24/7 just to bite other people's heads off.

So where do you think you find the internet's worst of the worst?

 

[Gertch]

Never been to AICN but I have to say that the other two are certainly vying for first place after TNZ.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Oh, all three of those are much worse than TNZ.

For the vote, I went with YouTube.

 

[Gertch]

I went with IMDB. Mainly for the vicious attacks against the actors and actresses because of a role they might have played. I do like that they will delete some posts.

 

[Amaris]

I went for Youtube.

When you see a post that says "Sister Flannigan has a beautiful voice!"
followed by the next poster's "FUCK YOU NIGGER CUNT!", well it's just no contest.

J.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

IMDB is full of retarded spammers.

Typical movie forums (ANY MOVIE) will include the following thread posts

- This Movie is Racist (or just "Racist?")

- Worst Movie Ever (maybe with ! or ?)

- Question for Those Who Didn't/Did Like It...

Youtube has a lot of barely literate types.

"u nos lol kool"

Plus chain letter postings (never understood who wastes their time on that shit)

Unnecessary political comments anywhere and everywhere, regardless of the video.

 

[jamestyler]

YouTube, without a doubt. Most of the comments seem to be annoying for the sake of being annoying.

Saying that, I haven't had anything too bad on my videos.

 

[Goji]

YouTube. As I have mentioned before, my friends and I have made a game out of searching for the most moronic YouTube comments and laughing hysterically over them. They are priceless, though they do make me weep for the future of humanity.

 

[jkladis]

<<<<<911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB>>>>>

 

[Daneel]

I went with Youtube. It's a rarity to find a literate poster on that site, not to mention that there's a good number of people who are only there to spam or rile up everyone else.

I almost went with AICN, but I haven't really looked at their message boards in quite sometime... mainly because the last time I did, I found that most threads quickly degenerate into bitch-fests that are a hundred times worse than anything in TNZ. Maybe things are better there now, but I'm hesitant to check in and see.

 

[Lumen]

Check out my vid and sign up to win a free iPod!

Seriously, it's YouTube...

 

[auntiehill]

YouTube. Half the time, they are incomprehensible. The other half, they are moronic.

 

[Nerdius Maximus]

Stormfront is always good for a laugh.

 

[Canadave]

YouTube.

 

[Nerdius Maximus]

Some of the most annoying youtube comments are from people telling little kids how much they suck when they post videos of themselves playing guitar or some other instrument. You've got a 9-year-old kid playing some song, and all these douchebags come along and start criticizing him.

"You relly sux yuo shuld just stop playing you totaly buchered that solo at 1:55 omg"

No one seems to do that here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH658SXdR34 but this vid is too cute not to share. Look at that 4 YO kid rockin' out!

AH, here we go. Kid is six years old... What a bunch of losers. Probably still shitting their pants when they were six.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKYAhVSBxsQ&feature=related

Erubus245 (1 hour ago)
im sorry but you killed this song.... nice for trying tho
labbaring (1 day ago)
DONT SING PLZ



uglyfacejj1562 (2 days ago)
this is okay i guess but umm yea the singing leave it to ozzy yea?



TNAprimetime (2 days ago)
dude my ears bleeding ya

Here's a two year old playing drums. Someone tells him that his "snare is a little flat."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBtiwuzBufg&feature=related


Holy shit, these kids are awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6465MYQINa8 I like the little kid saying "Fuck it up!" at the beginning.

 

[Roger Wilco]

Clearly youtube. It is very difficult to imagine message board (if you can call the comment-section on youtube that) that is worse.

 

[Nerdius Maximus]

YouTube, without a doubt. Most of the comments seem to be annoying for the sake of being annoying.

Saying that, I haven't had anything too bad on my videos.

I had made this video using various clips of the iraq war, and somebody told me "You know NOTHING about the Catholic religion!!!" I have no idea what he was talking about. The vid had absolutely nothing to do with religion.

 

[jamestyler]

I had made this video using various clips of the iraq war, and somebody told me "You know NOTHING about the Catholic religion!!!" I have no idea what he was talking about. The vid had absolutely nothing to do with religion.

Brilliance. I have to keep that in mind and throw it into any arguments I can't win

 

[Locutus of Bored]

YouTube commenters by far. It's the rare video whose comments get past the first couple pages without random racial slurs, spamming, 9/11 conspiracies, nonsensical religious/anti-religious debates, stream of consciousness posts that make no sense, horrendously spelled posts, or comments on how ugly the person in the video is.

It doesn't even matter what the subject of the video is.

 

[SiorX]

YouTube. I have to try to convince myself that it's a conspiracy by a small secret cadre with too much time on their hands. There can't be that many stupid, illiterate bigots in the whole world, surely?

And I'll throw in an outsider mention for Yahoo!Answers. Sweet jesus, that's a bottomless mine of stupid.