The "Where the hell are they?" game

[scotpens]

They've already been here, but they made no further contact once they discovered that humans taste like shit.

 

[RegFan]

They've abducted all of us and then put us in a simulation of Earth.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Because of this dumb piece of human shit:


[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee1C5FB3ceo[/yt]

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

We're being fattened up for Xenumas.

 

[RJDiogenes]

They invented "Second Life" and now have no First Life.

 

[doubleohfive]

They were perma-banned by Emh after they told him their name was "Alf" and they came from a place called "Melmac."

 

[Omnius]

They're not coming due to cutbacks. Most of their budget was scrapped by the orifice experimentation oversight committee.
The new direction will see them going from exploring Uranus to researching the hills on Venus.

 

[scotpens]

They're living among us right now, but they claim to be from France.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

The new direction will see them going from exploring Uranus to researching the hills on Venus.

Ooh er, missus! No need for the certificate I mentioned in post 1 then. Phew!

They have proved that sentient, carbon-based, bilaterally symmetric, bipedal lifeforms are scientifically impossible, and are laughing off our transmissions as an elaborate disinformation campaign by their secret service. They also think the Praxis landings were faked.

 

[Finn]

They are boycotting Earth in protest of Pete Rose's ban from getting in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

They've got Jesus, John Lennon, and Elvis so they're not making any new bookings for a while.

 

[RJDiogenes]

They're boycotting us to show solidarity with the Plutonians.

 

[Jack Bauer]

They saw Leonard Part 6 and have decided that there's no intelligent life here.