The Vulcan Neck Pinch...

[EEE]

...is highly overrated and is at least equaled by the Kirk Chop (tm) in my book. The best thing about the Kirk Chop (tm) is that it can be learned by anyone willing to wear red tights to learn it! You don't have to be an elitist Vulcan to subdue your enemies with a single move! The Vulcans have downplayed this simple truth to keep the emotional humans in their place. No more I tell you! Stop worshipping the neck pinch, and buy some red tights today!




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[zenophite]

i may be wrong but wasn't it invented by nimoy because he thought that a vulcan wouldn't resort to violence? I thought that was sort of ironic considering the vulcans are actually very violent.

 

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[zenophite]

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they should have had Archer invent what we have believed all these years was actually Kirk Fu

 

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they should have had Archer invent what we have believed all these years was actually Kirk Fu

Now c'mon, let's be serious here (*grin*)... I mean Archer was from a parallel universe for chrissakes! (I know that for a fact as proven by being the only way I could see him was to realize that!)

 

[Sir Rhosis]

Yes, the nerve pinch was devised by Nimoy because he did not wish to "kayo"* Kirk's double in "The Enemy Within."

Sir Rhosis

*Contrary to popular belief, writer Richard Matheson never called for Spock to "phaser-whip" or conk Kirk's double over the head with a phaser in his script. He only says that Spock jumps out from behind a column in engineering and "kayos the double."

 

[EEE]

You see? Do you see the insidiousness of the Vulcan conspiracy to suppress our inate ability to use The Kirk Chop (tm)? They don't want anyone to know the truth on any level! Yes, my fellow humanoids! We all possess the ability to supress our enemies without phasers! We don't have to rely on Vulcans to protect us!

 

[M'Sharak]

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they should have had Archer invent what we have believed all these years was actually Kirk Fu

Don't forget that we did see Archer use the Flying Two-Footed Kick from the Future on Silik in "Shockwave - Part 2". Even Kirk only did it from right over there, right now -- not all the way from the 31st century.

 

[jayrath]

Neither can withstand the cold fury of the "McCoy Harumph" (Pat. Pend.)!

 

[Outpost4]

Nothing will knock an alien cold faster than the Whisky Scot ©.

 

[Natural]

i may be wrong but wasn't it invented by nimoy because he thought that a vulcan wouldn't resort to violence?

 

[zenophite]

i may be wrong but wasn't it invented by nimoy because he thought that a vulcan wouldn't resort to violence?

those Vulcan's are a bunch of panty waisted peaceniks.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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they should have had Archer invent what we have believed all these years was actually Kirk Fu

Don't forget that we did see Archer use the Flying Two-Footed Kick from the Future on Silik in "Shockwave - Part 2". Even Kirk only did it from right over there, right now -- not all the way from the 31st century.

Top that Chuck Norris!!!!!

 

[erastus25]

i may be wrong but wasn't it invented by nimoy because he thought that a vulcan wouldn't resort to violence? I thought that was sort of ironic considering the vulcans are actually very violent.

The legend is that during production of The Enemy Within Nimoy was supposed to pistol whip (or punch or something) the angry! Kirk, but he insisted on an alternative means of decapacitation (is that a word?) because he thought Vulcan's should have a more refined way of knocking a dude out.

And I think it's funny that the example from The Man Trap has been chosen as proof that Spock is violent - he was punching her as a demonstration that she could not be human so Bones would shoot her. Oddly enough, it really was the logical thing to do!

 

[dougkeenan]

Would the Kirk Chop (tm) work against Gary Seven?

 

[zenophite]

The legend is that during production of The Enemy Within Nimoy was supposed to pistol whip (or punch or something) the angry! Kirk, but he insisted on an alternative means of decapacitation (is that a word?) because he thought Vulcan's should have a more refined way of knocking a dude out.

And I think it's funny that the example from The Man Trap has been chosen as proof that Spock is violent - he was punching her as a demonstration that she could not be human so Bones would shoot her. Oddly enough, it really was the logical thing to do!

thanks for the info. For a second i thought it read decapitation but i think you meant to say incapacitation

 

[erastus25]

The legend is that during production of The Enemy Within Nimoy was supposed to pistol whip (or punch or something) the angry! Kirk, but he insisted on an alternative means of decapacitation (is that a word?) because he thought Vulcan's should have a more refined way of knocking a dude out.

And I think it's funny that the example from The Man Trap has been chosen as proof that Spock is violent - he was punching her as a demonstration that she could not be human so Bones would shoot her. Oddly enough, it really was the logical thing to do!

thanks for the info. For a second i thought it read decapitation but i think you meant to say incapacitation

haha...yeah...pretty big brainfart there. I don't know how I decided decapacitate is a word but incapacitate isn't.

 

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they should have had Archer invent what we have believed all these years was actually Kirk Fu

Don't forget that we did see Archer use the Flying Two-Footed Kick from the Future on Silik in "Shockwave - Part 2". Even Kirk only did it from right over there, right now -- not all the way from the 31st century.

Yeah, I got yer Self-Inflicted-Flying-Turnbuckle-Smash(tm) right here! *grin* the

Would the Kirk Chop (tm) work against Gary Seven?

If it did, that would PROVE the superiority of the Kirk Chop (tm) over the wimpy elve's pinching thing.

 

[Natural]

And I think it's funny that the example from The Man Trap has been chosen as proof that Spock is violent - he was punching her as a demonstration that she could not be human so Bones would shoot her. Oddly enough, it really was the logical thing to do!

I just find it hilarious to see Mr. non-violence pounding double axe handles into an old lady, logical or not

 

[Kryton]

they should have had Archer invent what we have believed all these years was actually Kirk Fu

Don't forget that we did see Archer use the Flying Two-Footed Kick from the Future on Silik in "Shockwave - Part 2". Even Kirk only did it from right over there, right now -- not all the way from the 31st century.

Top that Chuck Norris!!!!!

About a decade or so ago there was a band called "The Ugly Americans" with a catchy little tune on their CD called "Vulcan Death Grip".

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