The types of posters...

I'm so glad I read through this thread, otherwise I might have gone my entire life missing the word "douchebaggery" from my vocabulary. I intend to use that word tomorrow three times in conversation, in context, just so I don't lose it from memory.

And I generally like reading most types of posters: adds to the variety. I have stopped going to a number of other boards because all the people there were carbon copies of each other. What was the point when you already knew how every thread would go? Great community here.

I'd only say that I get irritated at posters who won't cool it on off-topic discussions when it's clear that neither side is going to yield. For god's sake, just disagree and move the hell on.

 

^ That can be pretty irritating.

This is true.

I know. However, I didn't know that Crusher Disciple and Miss Chicken are. Along with Trippy being a teacher as well, it just makes this better and better.

 

We've had everything else...

And isn't that what we do anyway?

 

^ You're right. Now that's what we should call Misc.

 

If I wasn't a teacher, I'd be a librarian.

 

I like the blue and green ones.

 

^ What, are you racist against orange people?

 

It's not necessarily Librarians per se, it's the Librarian type.

 

This is true, though it's a rare gift. Clinically speaking, there is a fine line to walk between aggressive smartassery and outright douchebaggery. One must be ever vigilant not to cross that line lest they be labeled "douchebag" forever.

Generally the 2/3rds rule holds true, but it's more a guideline than an actual rule, much like the pirate code.

 

I've got a new type of poster for the list. Hipster pretty boys who keep getting in between me and tsq.

 

Who, me?

 

/waves fist at Philo!

Philo's continued interference has pretty much sidelined me to "Confirmed Batchelor" status.

 

It's not like I'm not the same.

No wait, you're right -- I'm an instigator.

 

Kinky.


As for general types of poster (can also be applied here in many cases), I found this reference guide useful:

Flame Warriors

Where do you belong?

 

I once heard that someone instigated something, somewhere. Now the pieces are falling into place....

 

Oh please, you've got every woman on this board eating out of your hand.

Damn right you are.

Not by my standards it's not.

 

^ You overestimate me, dear sir. I'm all bluster, and no muster.

Oh, that's brilliant!

 

If that's true, it's only because you choose to make it so. This may very well be a case of the blind leading the blind here, but I've seen the way the women on this board react to you.

 

The picture accompanying this one is particularly apt.

 

Even if it's not my fault, I'll just go ahead and take the blame anyway.

Thanks?

Seriously, though, it is true. It's honestly not my intent to engender such attention. I just like to play around, but if what you're saying is actually true (and I doubt it for the most part), I'd be a little embarrassed.

I noticed that! I just went through them all, and the whole thing is pretty brilliant.