The Trekbbs Vs Thread

[Sandoval]

I'm pleasantly surprised how overtly sexual this thread has become.

 

[E-DUB]

Gary Mitchell vs. Charlie Evans............oh, wait a minute.

Vreenak vs. Benny Russell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lHgbbM9pu4

 

[Nightdiamond]

I'm pleasantly surprised how overtly sexual this thread has become.

Anytime you throw in a female, it's bound to be eventually .

Vreenak vs. Benny Russell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lHgbbM9pu4

Benny Russel's scene wasn't reaaalllll...it was a fayyyke. Still, Benny has to win.

Kira vs. Tasha Yar vs Jadzia Dax fighting skills.

 

[Sandoval]

Anytime you throw in a female, it's bound to be eventually .

True enough.

Kira vs. Tasha Yar vs Jadzia Dax fighting skills...

...in jelly.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

O'Neill, I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O.

 

[Yevetha]

Tasha

Thomas Riker VS Eddington

 

[GNDN]

Thomas Riker

Far more charming, in or our of Jell-o/jelly I would imagine

So, back to Seven vs. T'Pol or Helen Noel vs. Marlena Moreau

 

[The Dominion]

Noel

Kirk's space karate vs. an army of Ferengi warriors

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Seriously? Kirk.

Leck the Eliminator vs. Julian Bashir, in a game of darts/knife throwing

 

[Nightdiamond]

Tasha

Thomas Riker VS Eddington

It has to be Eddington.

both are Maqui and cunning, but Eddington was a real sneaky, conniving little *sshole you couldn't turn your back on.

Riker had a heart and a motive. Eddington would just plain poison a planet.

Although both shot the hell out of Kira

Kira vs. Tasha Yar vs Jadzia Dax fighting skills...

...in jelly.

Just when you think every greasy food substance to wrestle half nude in has been thought of, there's always a new one somewhere.

Still, who loses? No one, everybody wins!

Noel

Kirk's space karate vs. an army of Ferengi warriors

lol

Garak vs Weyoun vs Kai Winn

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Kai Winn stabs Weyoun from behind when he's not looking, but then the next Weyoun clone has her executed by the Jem'Hadar, then Garak shoots Weyoun.


Leck the Eliminator vs. Julian Bashir, in a game of darts/knife throwing

 

[Yevetha]

Leck

USS Prometheus VS USS Kelvin

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Kira vs. Tasha Yar vs Jadzia Dax fighting skills.

If Kira is pregnant I would go with her. If she wasn't I would say her again, though wielding Tasha's torn off arm as a club to beat Jadzia into a smear on the deck.

 

[Yevetha]

USS Prometheus VS USS Kelvin

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

I believe that since Robau would be in command of the Kelvin then the "Robau wins all vs matches doctrine" is in effect, so the Kelvin would win. The Prometheus would be nothing but dust.

Shatner-Kirk vs Pine-Kirk, in a space karate dual.

 

[Yevetha]

Pine.

Elim Garak VS Elias Vaughn as spooks.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Garak. He's charmingly lethal

The Borg vs The Death Star

 

[The Dominion]

The Borg cubes could probably win as long as they send more than one and don't fly in front of the big laser.

The Borg vs The Daleks

 

[Nightdiamond]

Kai Winn stabs Weyoun from behind when he's not looking, but then the next Weyoun clone has her executed by the Jem'Hadar, then Garak shoots Weyoun.

Leck the Eliminator vs. Julian Bashir, in a game of darts/knife throwing

This is why Garak has to win:

Garak: When the Klingons attacked the station, Gul Dukat and I were fighting side by side. At one point, he turned his back to me, and I must admit that for a moment, he made a very tempting target.

Odo: You'd shoot a man in the back?

Garak: Well, it's the safest way, isn't it?

You have to love this guy.

Leck the Eliminator--Julian has all that special engineering, but it looks like this guy's been practicing throwing knives forever.

 

[Yevetha]

Borg

San-Tarah vs Hirogen