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[F. King Daniel]

What is you opinion of Star Trek novels?

a) I like them.

b) I don't like them.

c) I'm not interested in them.

d) IMPURE!!! NON-CANON!!!

 

[KimMH]

Doc McCoy - blonde or brunet?

 

[Nowhere Man]

Do you or do you not Grock Spock?

Do you consider yourself an Earthling or a Terran?

 

[F. King Daniel]

Do you know today's stardate?

 

[Nowhere Man]

If you were a hot dog and you were starving to death, would you eat yourself?

If the moon was made out of BBQ spare ribs would you eat it?

 

[Guartho]

In the event of a water landing do you
[] use your seat cushion as a floatation device
[] inflate the emergency raft
[] SAVE THE WHALES!

 

[trekkiedane]

Shouldn't that be:

In the event of a water landing do you (check one or more)
[] use your android as a floatation device
[] inflate the emergency raft
[] SAVE THE WHALES!

 

[Finn]

What would you do if you saw a thread asking about a monkey having sex with a couch?

 

[Mary Ann]

What would you do if you saw a thread asking about a monkey having sex with a couch?

Bonus points if your reply is "I'm the person who asked the question".

 

[RoJoHen]

Do you have a problem being hit on by older women?

I think this should read:

"Do you have a problem being hit on by older women and gay men?"

Because I would have quit a long time ago!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Do you have a problem being hit on by older women?

Anyone who does have a problem with that is, IMHO, not human.

 

[MetalPants]

Depends on how much older. Not terribly interested in getting freaky what is someone who's in their ninety's.

 

[RoJoHen]

Depends on how much older. Not terribly interested in getting freaky what is someone who's in their ninety's.

Funny story:

There are these two 90-something ladies who come into my bar every once in a while. The first time I ever waited on them, one of them grabbed my bicep and said, "Oh my, I haven't felt muscles like this since my husband died."

She then got into the story about how she just got her hip replaced, and her doctor told her to refrain from sexual activity, and she replied, "Why? All I have to do is lay there."

 

[RJDiogenes]

I love frisky old ladies. When I went to see It's A Wonderful Life at Company Theater last week, there were two old ladies behind me cheering on the "bad girl" who was always hitting on George Bailey. And they loved the "alternate timeline."