The TrekBBS Application
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Nowhere Man
Commodore
How do you feel about tribles?
How do you feel?
How do you feel?
I did that when i was filling out my Visa application.
"Sex?: No, thanks. I'm in a committed relationship."
(FYI: The chick I handed it to was smokin'
I'll never forget the look on her face. )Btw: Did you guys know that they don't speak a word swedish at the US Embassy in Stockholm?
Nowhere Man
Commodore
How do you feel?
How do you feel?
Mo-om! -the computer's on the fritz!
Who do you serve?
And who do you trust?
Oops, wait. Wrong mission.
And who do you trust?
Oops, wait. Wrong mission.
Nowhere Man
Commodore
How many ships have you blown up?
When you come across a thread where two people have been debating the size of a pretend spaceship for 12 pages, is your reaction:
1. Move on to another thread.
2. Politely point out that the sizes of the pretend ships are determined by the CG artists and people behind the shows, not fans on the internet who think they "know better"
3. Dive in, guns blazing, and make those idiots see that the ship in question is clearly so-and-so meters long and everyone who thinks otherwise is blind and/or deluded.
1. Move on to another thread.
2. Politely point out that the sizes of the pretend ships are determined by the CG artists and people behind the shows, not fans on the internet who think they "know better"
3. Dive in, guns blazing, and make those idiots see that the ship in question is clearly so-and-so meters long and everyone who thinks otherwise is blind and/or deluded.
Nowhere Man
Commodore
Do you consider opinions to be facts and fact to be onion?
Who really runs this shit?
Have you ever been a member of trollkingdom?
Have you ever launched a trolling war against a discussion board? If so, was it successful (instructions: make sure to give evidence one way or the other)?
Are you a former board moderator? If so, what psychiatric treatment (if any) have you received as a result?
Short Essay Question (for TNZ applicants only):
Please describe why your political party is the BEST EVAH and the other political party (or parties) SUKZ DA BALLZ.
Short Essay Question (Miscellaneous applicants, only):
Please submit a rant regarding one of the following subjects: a girlfriend leaving you, a dog dying, your boss firing you, your failed attempts at finding a girlfriend, or a random purchase you have just made.
Short Essay Question (SF&F applicants, only):
Please describe why your favorite show should never have been canceled (as well as a short description of why it's an indication that television is run by idiots).
Have you ever launched a trolling war against a discussion board? If so, was it successful (instructions: make sure to give evidence one way or the other)?
Are you a former board moderator? If so, what psychiatric treatment (if any) have you received as a result?
Short Essay Question (for TNZ applicants only):
Please describe why your political party is the BEST EVAH and the other political party (or parties) SUKZ DA BALLZ.
Short Essay Question (Miscellaneous applicants, only):
Please submit a rant regarding one of the following subjects: a girlfriend leaving you, a dog dying, your boss firing you, your failed attempts at finding a girlfriend, or a random purchase you have just made.
Short Essay Question (SF&F applicants, only):
Please describe why your favorite show should never have been canceled (as well as a short description of why it's an indication that television is run by idiots).
1. Who are you?
2. What do you want?
3. Fasten and zip or zip then fasten?
4. Ever been to Ceti Alpha V?
2. What do you want?
3. Fasten and zip or zip then fasten?
4. Ever been to Ceti Alpha V?
Do you have a problem being hit on by older women?
*crickets*
