The TrekBBS Application

[tharpdevenport]

It's been a good while since I started a thread, but I got inspired by a current thread on job applications.


If you had to fill out an application to be a member of the forum, for consideration, what would it look like? The questions, that is.


So ... let's begin making it.


(don't have to start from the top, any ol' question will do; I'll take the best answers and make a mock up application)

 

[Jetfire]

Who is smarter, Kirk or Spock?

 

[RoJoHen]

Have you ever been a member of the TrekBBS?
If yes, what dates were you a member of the TrekBBS?
What was your reason for leaving the TrekBBS?
Have you ever been banned?
May we contact your previous board administrator?

 

[Canadave]

Have you ever been involved in any of the following flame wars?

[Check all that apply]

[ ] Kirk vs. Picard
[ ] nuTrek is the BEST EVAR!!! vs. nuTrek is the WORST EVAR!!!
[ ] The Voyager forum, circa 2000
(and so on and so forth )

 

[Shatnertage]

Are you willing to wear a sombrero? (2009)

Are you willing to wear a fez? (2010)

 

[F. King Daniel]

Did any of the following things actually bother you...?

>That Kirk's Enterprise was made much bigger for STXI

>That the Enterprise Enterprise looks "more advanced" than the one from TOS

>That Delta Vega was at the rim of the galaxy in "Where No Man Has Gone Before" but in the Vulcan system in STXI

>That the Borg were in Enterprise, 200 years before they were met for the "first time" in TNG

>That they changed Chekov's age in STXI


Have you ever...?

>Used the term "personal canon"

>Pretended certain episodes didn't happen or happened differently

>Paused an episode and zoomed in to read the words on a computer screen

>Seriously pretended you were pressing buttons on a Star Trek LCARS control panel

>Masturbated over a Star Trek character

 

[RJDiogenes]

Sex? __________

Relationship status? __________

 

[Finn]

Were you still a virgin at 30?

 

[Tora Ziyal]

Have you ever been turned down for membership in another forum?
Have you ever been banned from another forum?

 

[TheGodBen]

Captain Sisko: great captain, or the greatest captain?

 

[Gul Re'jal]

Which Star Trek show is your favourite and why DS9?

 

[ancientone51]

Were you still a virgin at 30?

Are you 30?

Living where?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Warp nacelles: Blue?

Quinto's Spock: constantly shouting?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Do you live in your parent's basement?

Have you ever kissed a girl?

Who would win in a fight: Kirk or Picard?

 

[Nowhere Man]

Is it pronounced:

(A) Klingons

(B) Klinguns

(C) Klingins

(D) Gungans

(E) All of the Above

How many lights are there?

(A) Five

(B) Three

(C) Four

(D) Two

(E) Six

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Sisko: great captain, or the greatest captain?

BZZZT!

Incorrect answer. You fail the test.

The correct answer is: Captain Robau

 

[Shatnertage]

Can you list ten facts about Captain Robau off the top of your head?

 

[TheGodBen]

He would die a completely pointless death while lacking the goatee that is a requirement of any true badass.


I failed on my application, didn't I?

 

[Nowhere Man]

Are you ok with having no pockets on your uniform?

Will it bother you if issued a red shirt?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Have you ever kissed a girl?

And did you like it?