I think the problem here for me was that even the original 3 Stooges movies weren't really very good.
Okay, but, if you start your review with a slam of the original efforts, I don't see what the new movie could have possibly done to ever satisfy you.
They work perfectly as shorts, but as a feature length not so well.
The acts of this film were broken up into shorts, because the directors feel the exact same way.
Um...see above.
At least some people were, namely the people who created the remakes. You can't assume
nobody wants to see any kind of remake done. There will be people who do and people who don't for each concept. The only way to count the "wants" is to see how succesful the remake is.
I'll be honest here and say I'm pretty down on remakes. But I'll admit in some cases they can be done well. But it seems like there should be some sort of hunger for them to happen. The Stooges are a case where I think many of their big fans (like me) didn't really want this, or care.
I'm a big fan, and it's because I saw some of the old in the new that I enjoyed it.
I will say that kids will probably enjoy it, and it's not awful. It's just not very good either. Nobody really needed this.
But the decent box office says more than a few people
wanted it.